lil_me Report post Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) Dear Friends With Christmas almost upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. * Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat cr*p in the glue on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. * Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle * I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. * I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob me. * I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. * Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. * I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the Internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on your head at 5:00PM (EST) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician . HAPPY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL Edited December 24, 2005 by lil_me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hectorshouse Report post Posted December 24, 2005 Thanks for that needed a laugh and have now copied it and sent it to all my friends who do do this very thing ... Happy Christmas, HHxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
