A-S warrior

one of those moments lancslad were you feel nothing but defeat, not even the coolest customer in the world could explain that. i would of just said im very popular and women throw themselves at me, would any of you students like a lesson on it?

theres a box you can click on in the pop up when you click the follow this topic icon. its the bottom one that says follow anonymously click it and your identity is secret

i follow anonymously, so i can tell if pepole are talking smack about me or not, then i can come in and destroy them lol. also yeah i could be in deep debate and forget the topic i was on.

im a highly tuned in engine of thoughts!!!!! is this not an ability darkshine? i can garantee without a-s you wouldnt have this.

hopefully, but this forum is full of shy pepole, i swear me and you could run this place. were the only ones that follow every topic we post on.

the day i went to get my antibiotics i couldnt even talk, my voice had gone and my breathing was in danger, all that from a sweet inocent girl.

ok i have another story to share, entry no 2. the football match, ok so its 2001, im an 11 year old boy and i finally get a place on my school football team. now i was quite a good little footballer, i hit awsome free kicks and long range crosses. always a handy team player. except today..... in the first 5 minutes of the match, a cross came in and i had a striker marked. the ball came in hit me in the face and went into the back of my own net. so only 5 mins played and ive scored an own goal already. then i had a chance to bring it back to 1 all, i had a shot at goal but i got under it too much and went 50 feet over the bar, seriously you could of stacked 4 goals on top of that one and i still would of missed. i had a chance when we were awarded a free kick just outside the box, i hit it well but i put a bit too much spin on it and curled just past the post. apart from a few corners that was as good as it got for me, i took a throw in and put too much nervous energy behind it and ended up throwing it to the other side of the pitch. this was a disastrous maiden match for me. i then went in for a bad tackle and gave away a penalty, we then went 4-0 down and i just wanted to cry. i then had another wild shot at goal that went 40 feet wide and that was it, final whistle and i was crushed, so crushed i never really played football again.

oh please do tell lol, if that was me i would of really had a go at my mother, im pissed of and now my head is stuck. dont laugh at me! btw i would go into deep detail on the first line of my story but the moderating team would have an epileptic fit.

when i have friends like that i chuck them. your not lucky to be friends with them, there lucky to be friends with you. you,ll know when you,ve made true friends because they feel like brothers and sisters to you. and no matter what crazy things you do or say there still going to love you as family and wont pass judgement. any person that judges you or uses you as a scapegoat for there humor is a fu*kwit and there memory should be wiped from your brain, also if there mates that dont seem to be bothered they should also be thrown on the scrap heap. friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands and wives find you, and they find you in not so obvious places, so dont try so hard and keep it cool.

well i have to keep my audience intrested, i thought about not mentioning it but then i thought ha! lets get down and dirty. wouldnt be a true life story otherwise.

yeah yeah i know, captain contradictory strikes again.

now im just posting to clock up my 100th post,

this is the place to share true life storys, i,ll be posting here often with mine. im going to start with a nice gruesome one, so if your easily grossed out please dont read this, you wont like it. ok just after i lost my virginity i was having a very tickley throat, my girlfriend at the time had the same problem. i was like uh oh spagetti o,s! she went down with tonsilitus and a couple of days later so did i. 3 days later she was over it, but me? haha nooooooo way, ive never been so ill. i thought i know! i,ll go to the gym and do some nice heavy lifting, i felt fine that night but when i woke up the pain in my thorat was just ridiculous. it was like my tonsils were being renched like a bolt about to sheer off. i had a very high fever and to make it worse my mother who is a nurse and the only one that could help me was in a caravan in france with no reception. now i never need my mum, but at this point i really did! i was in the house completely alone. another day went by and the pain was just stupid, it was like swallowing bowling balls with needles stuck to them, and my tempreture was worse too. i was like ok lets find a shop open and get some throat lozengers (lol futile but i was desperate) i walked 5 miles to the shop and when i came back i rember watching a jet li movie and that made the pain worse, i was lying on the sofa thinking this is it, im not going to make it. next day my girlfrend and i went for a walk round the woods to make me feel better, my tonsills were hurting so much i couldnt even feel them anymore and i had this weird slime on my tounge, my lymth nodes were swollen also. i was like im no doctor but i need medical attention right now, mum came home that night finally! and she booked me in for the doctors that morning. that morning the pain had gone, i was like yay! i dont have to go to the doctors, then i looked at my throat. my tonsills were like two mutton joints and my uvula (that dangley but at the back of the throat) had tripled in size and was half way down my neck. i was swallowing my own uvula and my tonsils were chokoing me. got to the doctor and she diagnosed me with severe tonsilitus, uvulaitus and glandular fever. i had a 3 in 1 infection. she said ive never seen a throat so bad. i felt kind of special. she said if you left it another day you would of contracted quincy and you would of been in hospital on a drip, in short i could of died. i was on 1000mg of antibiotics a day for 10 days. i had to take them 4 times a day. so the lesson here is if you have a slight tickle in your throat, dont ignore it! hope you enjoyed my first installment of true life storys, please do share yours! peace out.

go to the kebab house, ask for a chicken shish kebab, say no bread, ask for lots of salad, and ask if they have any olive oil to dress the salad. im pretty sure they would be happy to serve this, if there not then well.

i wish i wasnt so quick to post on your cripe night topic, because one thing i hate with a passion is facebook, i will never create an account, even with a gun to my head. hey all i just fed my bunny rabbit, ooo im in brighton doing some shopping. i dont ###### care, and this cyber bullying thing is easily sorted, dont go on facebook you moron! its not mandatory! its not a government requirement that you have to have facebook or go on the internet. ahhhhhh!

i hate pepole who hate.

counselling is a bit redundant dont you think?

i was walking down the street and this old guy looked at me in the eyes and called me a ######, stupid ######, ###### ######. to witch i just replyed, in a very gentlemanly voice, thankyou very much. i had never met or seen the guy before. hes lucky, if he caught me on a bad day i would of slapped the taste out of his mouth.

creating many topics latley? lol errrrrrrrrrrm when im bored i create a sport, my latest one is looping up a cricket ball for my dog to try and catch it, ive got to try and spin it a bit for him to spill it out of his mouth, if i catch it without the ball touching the ground i get a 100 points, the dog gets 1 point for every catch. once ive caught him out 10 times the game is over, i then tally up the scores. no one really wins or loses but it kills 2 or 3 hours.

:band: :band: :band: :band: :band: :band: :band: lol i just felt like being silly for a change :-)

one of the most key words in this topic witch hit the nail on the head was in lyndalou,s post "we are unique human being with something to offer the world" i think we may be starting to get there with this topic. there are some downfalls with a-s, but there are also downfalls with 5 star hotels, beautiful women, fast cars and bright lights. nothing can be 100% perfect without some side effects to go with it. in my opinion a-s is 70% advantage 20% disadvantage, leaving a remaining 10% to use for your own initiative. i use mine to have a positive outlook on my a-s with its ups and downs. (haha im going to have to start putting discaimers at the end of my posts saying that this is the opinion of A-S warrior, i can feel a pack of wolves ready to pounce) <'>

music depends on my mood, when im in the gym i,ll opt for some heavy metal, stick in the cd and crank it up, you,ll be amazed how many pepole in the gym train with more intensity once i put the metal on. when im chilling at home i go for a touch of euporic trance, out and about in the car or whatever you cant beat some 80,s classics. im very open minded when it comes to music, exept n dubz or dizzy racal, that sort of music is killing childrens brain cells and corrupting there minds. it shouldnt be called music its just awful awful noise, some idiot talking in a ridiculous voice, and they call that music? dear o dear!

no just mad lol, that would be one of those tattoos you get after 8 cans of special brew and half a bottle of absenthe.

i had long hair in my teenage years, when i was a skateboarder type. to avoid headlice i just diddnt wash my hair, i was told headlice thrive in clean hair so i was like alright thats settled then lol.

hes made it as far as his teenage years and he sounds relitvley fine to me from your post, hes just a bit odd, nothing wrong with that. aspergers for some just helps sculpt there personality and isnt really a problem. everybodys different.