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A little question about CA, we have just renewed our DLA (the same rate) for our son, does anybody know if you have to renew the CA or does it run on automatically?

92 Door lifter for fitting doors 93 Retreiving lost screws ( the screwdrivers with the magnetic heads)

We were messing about on the weekend with our DS, he was rapping and singing then his mum said something to him and he replied, quite flippantly and joking, "kiss my ASS pergers. We were in stiches, then his reply was, was that funny and then continued to repeat it several times, but the first was an absolute CLASSIC...

Simply teach the fridge the words, then it won't have to hum...

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"....... MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever - don't mess with them!

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is fantastic looking: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt .......one button at a time. ........No one moves. ........He removes his shirt. ......Muscles ripple across his chest. .....She gasps... .he whispers: ......"Iron this."

Just wondered because I've googled a few strange ones, why do crabs walk sideways?(asked by my daughter) and do spiders poo? (o.k. I was bored that night). So come on, own up any strange googling?

You make me feel like a natural woman, (well not me that's the song) Aretha Franklin. O.k here goes, I,m leaving On the 5 train Don't ask me when I'm coming back again I reckon it's only A matter of time Before the law Kick in the door...

Sorry for the topic description, but that's how we feel at the moment. Our son was on school transport before the holidays and travelled in the front, as he doesn't like bieng in the back. ( bieng touched, people brushing past him etc.) Today he had a different bus, as the last bus there was a bit of a to do with the escort, she was shouting at him , and we complained (how dare we), anyway bus turns up and he's put..... in the back because they don't want to upset the routine of the other children. We specifically said to the office that he needed a place up front, and also on the emergency contact form that he gets physically and verbally aggresive when he does get touched. When he returned home the escort said he was fine very quiet (not ours) and sat right at the back with his coat zipped right up to the top! Just wondered if anyone has had this problem, or if there is something we could do as when he came home the meltdown gradually began (still going)...

Just when you thought it was safe to put away those woolies and thermals, the good ol' British weather bites back...Snowtime

Two birds sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?" Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this?" Q. How many surrielists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ans. A fish...

Pet Shop Boys - Tis a Sin... My go Sometimes everything is wrong. now its time to sing along. When your day is night alone,

Don't know if this has been posted before, but take a look at the link (Martins money tips) and you can claim back up to 6years worth Bank charges, ...

'Ere ya go the X BOX compatability list of games, have fun...

Radiohead Creep. Yah, thought I'd lost this for a moment. Anyhow 'eres another Hey, girl, stop what you're doin'! Hey, girl, you'll drive me to ruin. I don't know what it is that I like about you, but I like it a lot. Won't let me hold you, Let me feel your lovin' charms...

Our ds came home from school today (first day back after the break) and was told by one of the teachers that he would be losing points for poor hand writing. The teacher told him that he has a review coming up and how would his parents feel. Well not too bad we hear you say, the teacher is trying to motivate him, BUT, our ds attends a special school, has a diagnosis of AS and also Dyspraxia , so along with other things that happened today (namely bullying) we are pretty stressed out, and a tad angry. Calm,calm,calm...

Funny that, that was our lads response.

Don't know if this has been posted before, but we have just enrolled our ds up for it, seems quite happy about it Research

Next time you get that craving for chocolate, you may want to consider the following: Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. That makes you feel better, doesn't it? To go one step further, milk chocolate bars also contain milk (obvious really, when you think about it), which is dairy. Which makes milk chocolate a health food. And as if that wasn't temptation enough, chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, strawberries, and others all count as fruit, so you can eat as many as you want (preferably at least five portions per day).

U2, brings back fond memories of my old Astra mk 1... I staggered back to the underground And the breeze blew back my hair I remember throwin' punches around And preachin' from my chair. CSI fans might get this one...

It's The Who I'm One.. Every year is the same And I feel it again, I'm a loser - no chance to win. Leaves start falling, Come down is calling, Loneliness starts sinking in. But I'm one. I am one. And I can see That this is me, And I will be, You'll all see I'm the one. Where do you get Those blue blue jeans? Faded patched secret so tight. Where do you get That walk oh so lean? Your shoes and your shirts All just right. But I'm one etc. I got a Gibson Without a case But I can't get that even tanned look on my face. Ill fitting clothes I blend in the crowd, Fingers so clumsy Voice too loud. But I'm one.

What one song sums you up? and as said not "I am what I am" toooo obvious...

How many of you have?

Bucks Fizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don't get it round the wrong way... 'eres one... but the original group pleeeeeeeeeaasse, I drive on her streets cause shes my companion I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy