Siadwell

You need to press on the colour of the word that flashes up, not the word, so if it flashes PINK and the colour is blue then you press the blue word in the white box. Does that make any sense? Sorry it's late in the day and puppy and kids are driving me

brain, eyes and mouse were all over the place http://www2.b3ta.com/clickthecolour/

Keighley Argos, according to the website have them in stock now for collection 14th. Dec. https://www.argos.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/s...=DoLocateStores

Borrowed this from another forum, hope they don't mind, but thought it quite amazing... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Hey, guess what, yep there's a web site dedicated to papier mache!!! It gives you all the ingredients for making AND clearing up http://www.papiermache.co.uk/

Our DS is 12 and still believes in Santa, even though he hears all the time that he is not real. Hegets very angry when peole tell him this or if God is not real. Every night he says 5 times, "goodnight, God and Santas watching me" and that seems to calm him down prior to sleep. He keeps saying that he wants to work for Santa when he gets older I just don't know what to say to make him aware and not to blow his mind completely. Sorry this isn't much help...

It was also on a compilation album called, wait for it Blackest Sabbath...

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If you're thinking of rehoming, which personally I think is a good idea, then try this forum http://www.therefuge.org.uk/ they have loads of rescue dogs (unfortunatly) and lots of good advice. Just one thing don't get a Husky, we've got 2, lovely to look at but mad as a box of frogs.

SHOPPING (last minute Christmas that is)

Another clue... the lead singers wife is on telly every weekend

Nope sorry Baddad, try thinking more from the 70s.

Saw these live the wierd brother did a great tap dancing routine. Sparks This town ain't big enough.... Big black shape with eyes of fire Telling people their desire Satan sitting there, he's smiling Watch as those flames get higher and higher

The good ol' Welshman 'imself Tom Jones Green, Green grass of home. 'Ere's one Then a little later in the morning paper Read about the way he died. Wake up my pretty Go to the city Stay through the daytime safe in the sunshine stay till the daytime turns into night.

1010 and I'm on my second rum.....

My wife phoned our "local" tax office, only to be told by a stroppy woman that the form no longer exists and I'll have to write in instead... conspiracy, they are not giving us our money and brainwashing their workers. Try this link http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/taxcredits/childrens-tax-credit.htm

[ Going toootally off topic - who's that comedian who used the broken microphone gag?? Norman Collier

Similar sort of humour, I've got a Goons audio tape that I play in the car, only problem is I can't hear it because our DS is laughing so much and so loudly. Nice to hear him though.

Texan bar, Spacedust and a a can of coke at the same time, not brave enough to try a full can after watching my mate do it... Oh happy days and now a gob full of fillings.

Be very careful with conkers and dogs as they are very poisonous to dogs...

Have you got the postcode for this "real world", I'd like to live there. Our son is 12 and as for ####### off upstairs, well he doesn't go upstairs at any time of the day or night by himself as he is too anxious of the murderers and monsters in the attic that will kill him. There is still a time where you need to protect CHILDREN from such issues as violence and sex, and not for it to be desensitised.

Hello, don't know if anybody else has a problem with this but I'm talking about the Doctor Who spin off - Torchwood. Our DS was well up for it, Captain Jack coming back from the dead to save the planet... thought to ourselves well o.k. another Doctor Who thingy can't do any harm, asked him this morning what times it's on 9.00 pm came the reply, alarm bells started ringing why after the watershed . looked it up on t'internet only to find it is an adult version of said Doctor Who described as "dark, wild and sexy". As our DS is only 12 we had to let him down gradually, saying that all day he wants to kill, punch, hit, stab, zap, break or anything violent to anything or anyone he sets his eyes upon, as for the BBC General Director type geezer, well, I'm not telling what he wants to do to him. But ending up I would just like to say thankyou to the BBC for making such a programme where the original is watched by millions of children nationally. (this is points of view website isn't it)

This is my daughters homework that she had to do. The homework set was... In fairytales they live happily ever after, or do they? Write what happened after with a fairytale of your choice. This is what she wrote... SNOW WHITE When they came back from their honeymoon prince Charming sacked all the servants and forced Snow white to do all the cleaning, all the washing, and look after their child Lizzie. One day the prince came back with his axe covered in blood and told snow white that her evil step mother had killed the seven dwarves, but the evil step mother had died even though she had grew kinder to Snow White, and bought Lizzie lots of presents and apologised for treating her badly in the past, and this got Prince Charming jealous so this is why he started being mean to Snow White. Then Snow White had planned to have a serious talk with Prince Charming, so that night she said "if you don't buck your ideas up I'm leaving!" then because of the news Prince Charming fell backwards off the chair and spat out all the wine in his mouth and hurt his back, then he said "guards, make sure Snow White doesn't get out of this palace!", but they didn't because Snow White had paid them double money. The next day Snow White left the palace with Lizzie, and she was never seen with the prince again, and then the palace started to smell like a pig sty because he couldn't be bothered to hire any servants or clean up himself. When he was 50 he fell down the stairs and broke his back , while this was happening Snow White was having the time of her life and hoped that the prince wasn't having the time of his life. The moral of this story is never to leave someone to do all the cleaning washing and tidying, otherwise they'll leave you to break your back like Snow White did. THE END Oh, and she's 7.

Well our DS loves Crimbo, still believes in Father Christmas, says he's going to work for him when he gets older. Every night he says goodnight God and Santa's watching over me, 5 times exactly. The only problem is when other kids tell him Santa doesn't exist, ANGER...

Aint No Fun (Waiting Round to be a Millionaire) AC/DC don't google this band!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... Standing in the shadows, Where the in-crowd meet We're all dressed up for the evening We hate the punk elite (who are the punk elite) So take me to your leader