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i have Angelina Jolie's body....and Jennifer from friends hair...and Vanessa P's hubby! :thumbs:

 

I think I read the book..by Mary someone wasn't it?

 

 

 

Married to a poet.

 

 

 

 

( are you really confused or are you not?

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly)

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Weeeee

 

At least I'm not having to do reports any more, those euphemisms really stick in your throat sometimes!

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Well, like someone else pointed out, grocery bills are rising and we know he is a man used to the finest and best, so maybe...

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Well, like someone else pointed out, grocery bills are rising and we know he is a man used to the finest and best, so maybe...

 

I'm particularly loving the tache thang he's got going on there :whistle:

 

Times is hard, Bard, times is hard...

 

Pas Faux :clap:

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The price of bread these days.....!

 

Anyway, this is way :offtopic:

 

so........

 

Did you know, after my hot stone therapy massage thingy today I felt about 2 foot taller than I usually am! I went like this >>>>> :robot: well, not exactly becaues i'm not a robot but I did feel exceptionaly tall afterwards.

 

Flora :D

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Where's ya man gone! :unsure::lol:

 

*Smiley tips rest of vino down sink..............*

 

:lol:

 

Bid tips rest of vino down her neck, oh yes!

 

Dodo :sick:

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Where's ya man gone! :unsure::lol:

 

*Smiley tips rest of vino down sink..............*

 

:lol:

 

 

Oooh, did you like that pic smiley

 

Come over 'ere luv wanna ride in me truck?? ;););)

 

teehee

 

Flora (or is she?? *cue spooky music from the twilight zone) :devil::lol:

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We want him back, we want him back!!

 

C'mon, hun, where's our eye candee gone? :crying:

 

Oh-no :shame:

 

He's online right now you lucky lucky ladies!

 

Oi baddad What's Jordans in Kentish?

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:hypno: :hypno: :hypno:

 

:lol:

 

The worlds gone mad i tells ya...................grumble.......mumble....................

 

Time to open the other bottle of red me thinks!

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Bard!

 

Just spat tea at the computer!

 

:lol:

 

Hey bads...................got a medalion??

 

Or a truck...........?

 

Or more vino..........................

 

I'm not fussy! :devil::o

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He's back, but be gentle with him, he's very shy and lived a sheltered life infront of his pc!!!!

 

And he's got his eye on smiley!!!!! ;)

 

TEEHEEEEEEEEE

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He's back, but be gentle with him, he's very shy and lived a sheltered life infront of his pc!!!!

 

And he's got his eye on smiley!!!!! ;)

 

TEEHEEEEEEEEE

 

Ohhh-errrr misses! :devil::clap::lol:

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He's gone again!! :o

 

They seek him here

They seek him there

Those girlies seek him everywhere

Is he in heaven

Or is he in hell

That demmed, elusive

Er..BD...er...

 

:banman:

 

Boho :dance:

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Well, due to poor typing skills I did type lucky licky ladies at first, but I noticed it in time.

 

How can pearl bear to save mead until Christmas? I opened a bottle when I came home tonight to celebrate the conclusion of report writing, dad's home and B has nearly almost just about made it to the end of term without a single krakatoa.

And his teachers think he's lovely, intelligent and worth educating because he's so interested in everything they have to say.

 

Hic Haec Hoc slump.

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And G has come round to the idea of university being a good thing and came home enthusiastic with course outlines.

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Kris must be made of more robust material, or he's comfortable with an online hen party.

Or he's about to pull the plug and send us to bed. On our own.

 

 

I've gone back and spell checked my posts, so that's what all the edit notes are.

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Well, due to poor typing skills I did type lucky licky ladies at first, but I noticed it in time.

 

How can pearl bear to save mead until Christmas? I opened a bottle when I came home tonight to celebrate the conclusion of report writing, dad's home and B has nearly almost just about made it to the end of term without a single krakatoa.

And his teachers think he's lovely, intelligent and worth educating because he's so interested in everything they have to say.

 

Hic Haec Hoc slump.

 

I'm liking the original, Bardy!! :devil:

 

Glad dad is home, reports done and Krakatoa averted :thumbs:

 

Amo, amas, amat the bottom of the bottle :notworthy:

 

Aspergina ;)

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I've never been in a chatroom, is this what it's like?

 

Shall I bring some mead to Greenwich? Is alcohol allowed in the park for medicinal purposes?

 

We rustics often picnic on the South Downs on a clear, brisk day. Pack a llama with a picnic and off you trot. And you can take alcohol because we're near Glynbourne, so if it's good enough for the rich and famous then it's fair for the rest of us.

I'll ask Mumble. It would be a shame for me to be deported from London by Boris.

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I've never been in a chatroom, is this what it's like?

 

It's not as much fun, I'll warrant!

 

Or as hintellecshual ;)

 

Bohobia :clap:

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Sorry guys, all that finger work with my mouse (changing the avatar settings for the unitiated, ie those who have not had vino) made my poor computer go all funny so I had to reboot. I've tucked Mr Hairy away for tonight because you've all frightened the living daylights out of him and worn him out! :o

 

How many double entendres can you get into one sentence I ask you? :lol:

 

Flo' :D

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Bad bad mum

 

I forgot boy in bath

 

he's been in there for about an hour and a half.

 

Now

can

I

spell

it?

 

Golgofrinshian

 

hard to know really

 

I think he'll have to do without a shave tonight

 

( visions of Sweeny Todd )

 

PS spelled it wrongly, HHGTTG

 

The Captain is the ablutophiliac captain of the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B. He likes to bathe with his rubber duck (he spent practically the entire time he was captain of the B Ark and as much of his time on Earth, a total time of over three years, as has been documented in the bath) and has got a very relaxed attitude towards everything. The Captain also has a fondness for a drink called "jynnan tonnyx". His personality was based on Douglas Adams' habit of taking extraordinarily long baths as a method of procrastination to avoid writing.

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It would be a shame for me to be deported from London by Boris.

 

For some bizarre reason I'm rather laiking Boris :o:ph34r:

 

I've always thought he maight be an entertaining dinner partay guest...

 

Boho :ph34r:

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Bad bad mum

 

I forgot boy in bath

 

he's been in there for about an hour and a half.

 

Maximum respect, dudey peep :notworthy:

 

Boho >:D<<'>

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Now he knows how to control the hot tap and work the bolt, he can be hard to extract when he's in his bath with bubbles.

No G & T for him though.

Or Mead.

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just how many bottles of the old vino have you lot had?? Am I the only sober one on here your all confusing me. (yes Bid I know it doesn't take much) :P

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Your not reading my lovely posts :tearful:

 

I'm not drinking wine

Haven't you seen 'The Thirteenth Warrior' with Antonio B?

 

neither the fermentation of grape or grain

 

* thinks who nicked my punctuation?*

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I look like Obelix myself :whistle::dance:

 

Boho :devil:

Bid, never having met you and Jester / never having seen a photo of you both, do you remember the time that I managed to quite accurately describe you and Jester in detail (from within my mind's eye)? I remember you telling me at the time that Jester was well freaked! :lol::lol:

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