Siadwell Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Found this on another forum, nice bit of fun, so have a go and tell us your new name... The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdl e 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Mine is Boobie Dippinhiney... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) mines sloopy pottybrains sounds about rite lol donnaxx Edited July 31, 2008 by dooday24 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellyanne Report post Posted July 31, 2008 mine is Doombah Chickenboob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickyB Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Mine is goober dippindoodle and DHs is sloopy dippindoodle We're off to the deed poll office tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Booby Dippinfrack. Has a kind of ring to it... K x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Dippsy Gizzardlips Flo' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Dorfus Tushfeather Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Dorfus Battytush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bard Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Fluffy Gizzardhump. Are anyone else's children addicted to The Secret Show, for the purposes of security, the boss of the agency is given a new name every day. I think they use a similar idea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Oh, Pearl - we must be second-cousins-once-removed! Monkey is..... Goober Boobchicken!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clare63 Report post Posted July 31, 2008 Love it ..... I am Snickle Burgerhumperdinck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NikkiSmith Report post Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) Ooooh I likey my new name, it's...... Funky Bubblelips!! Oh and three boys called.. Boobie Snicklelips Dorky Snicklelips Dorfus Snicklelips Can I disown those ones? Edited August 1, 2008 by NikkiSmith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suze Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Zippy Pottyboob ..............sounds about right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loobylou2 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 I'm Dorfus Dippinhiney! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScienceGeek Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Goober Dippintush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikergal Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Snickle Pottybrains Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nic m Report post Posted August 1, 2008 mine is goober dippindoodle and dd is dinky battypants i like them ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooze2 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Snooty Wafflelips Sounds about right really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjw Report post Posted August 2, 2008 crusty waffel hump hummmmmmmmm atractive i must say just popping down to change via d poll thanks lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KateBall Report post Posted August 2, 2008 (edited) Goober Dippintush Hey we're related - I'm Tootsie Dippintush Edited August 2, 2008 by KateBall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girl interrupted Report post Posted August 3, 2008 mines is snooty gizardtoes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stella63 Report post Posted August 3, 2008 mmm... not sure I like this!! My new name is Crusty Pottyfanny Aaaggghh!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imposter Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Liver ChickenButt hmmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anita81 Report post Posted August 5, 2008 dorky gizzardhump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diane Report post Posted August 5, 2008 snickle chickendunken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted August 7, 2008 Dorky Dippindoodles here! Boho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites