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Found this on another forum, nice bit of fun, so have a go and tell us your new name...

 

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

 

So:-

 

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

 

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

 

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

 

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdl e

 

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

 

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

 

Mine is Boobie Dippinhiney...

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Mine is goober dippindoodle and DHs is sloopy dippindoodle

 

We're off to the deed poll office tomorrow :lol:

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Fluffy Gizzardhump.

 

Are anyone else's children addicted to The Secret Show, for the purposes of security, the boss of the agency is given a new name every day. I think they use a similar idea!

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Ooooh I likey my new name, it's......

 

Funky Bubblelips!! :thumbs:

 

Oh and three boys called..

 

Boobie Snicklelips

Dorky Snicklelips

Dorfus Snicklelips

 

Can I disown those ones? :whistle:

Edited by NikkiSmith

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crusty waffel hump

 

hummmmmmmmm atractive i must say just popping down to change via d poll thanks lol :thumbs:

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mines is snooty gizardtoes

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