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Well its 25th January - Burns day

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I like this one:

 

To A Mouse.

 

 

Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,

O, what a panic's in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,

Wi murdering pattle!

 

I'm truly sorry man's dominion

Has broken Nature's social union,

An justifies that ill opinion,

Which makes thee startle

At me, thy poor, earth-born companion.

An fellow mortal!

 

I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve:

What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!

A daimen icker in a thrave

'S a sma request;

I'll get a blessin wi the lave,

An never miss't!

 

Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!

Its silly wa's the win's are strewin!

An naething, now, to big a new ane,

O foggage green!

An bleak December's win's ensuin.

Baith snell an keen!

 

Thou saw the fields laid bare an waste,

An weary winter comin fast.

An cozie here, beneath the blast,

Thou thought to dwell,

Till crash! the cruel coulter past

Out thro thy cell.

 

That wee bit heap o leaves an stibble,

Has cost thee monie a weary nibble!

Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble.

But house or hald,

To thole the winter's sleety dribble,

An cranreuch cauld!

 

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,

In proving foresight may be vain:

The best-laid schemes o mice an men

Gang aft agley,

An lea'e us nought but grief an pain,

For promis'd joy!

 

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi me!

The present only toucheth thee:

But och! I backward cast my e'e,

On prospects drear!

An forward, tho I canna see,

I guess an fear!

 

 

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I like this one:

 

To A Mouse.

 

I don't remember that one... I like 'see my vest' (the one where he's trying to buy santa's little helper's puppies to make into a coat)...

 

What? Wrong Burns? Rabbie Burns? He's Jewish? Oh... Robbie Burns.........

 

 

 

Who he? :unsure:;):whistle:

 

Sorry - for Scottish poets my money's still on William T. McGonagal...

 

And in that tradition (but by SM but in the style of...):

 

Why is there no monument

To Porridge in our land?

It it's good enough to eat,

It's good enough to stand!

 

On a plinth in London

A statue we should see

Of Porridge made in Scotland

Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."

 

(By a young dog of three)

 

OR, still on the subject of 'oats':

 

http://www.asd-forum.org.uk/forum/index.ph...amp;#entry23670

 

 

happy burnsday to you...

 

 

:D

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