baddad Report post Posted June 10, 2009 Phwoar! the other day the cahnsill mowed the grass on the verge between the houses and main road. Today I heard the noise of another mower out there and thought they'd messed up and were doing it again. When I looked it wasn't a mower at all but a GIANT RIDE ON HOOVER that was going over the grass sucking up all the cuttings Sadly, my garding isn't big enough to warrant one - but if i ever win the lottery... I offered the man a lick on my mivvi if he'd let me have a go but he knocked my teef aht... i really must find a more up-to-date reference for iced lollies because people keep misunderstanding Perhaps I should have offered him the end of my Magnum? Anyway - when i grow up I'm going to buy myself a ride on Mower, which I will call 'Patrick' and a ride on Hoover which I will call 'Jimmy the'... If I can afford it i'll invest in a leaf-blower too and i'll call it 'Paris'... Ah well - can't hang around here all day... best get off to Threshers for the weekly shop... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted June 10, 2009 Someone ought to invent a mini - version which works inside the house. K x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted June 11, 2009 Someone ought to invent a mini - version which works inside the house. why have you been mowing inside your house? But, yeah :bounce: How much fun would that be if you get to drive a little tractor thingy round to do the hoovering (although given the size of my room it would have to involve multiple handbrake turns!! :lol:). ... although, as the Darleks found, stairs would be difficult. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chris54 Report post Posted June 11, 2009 (edited) There is a house in the village, the man has a ride on mower, He gets it out, starts it up and with in 20 seconds has finished mowing his lawn. I don't want a ride on mine hoover. I want one that gets it self out, does the hoovering then the dusting, ironing,and anything else that need doing. Oh yes and makes a cup of tea for every one, cooks tea and baths the baby. Edited June 11, 2009 by chris54 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted June 11, 2009 There is a house in the village, the man has a ride on mower, He gets it out, starts it up and with in 20 seconds has finished mowing his lawn. I don't want a ride on mine hoover. I want one that gets it self out, does the hoovering then the dusting, ironing,and anything else that need doing. Oh yes and makes a cup of tea for every one, cooks tea and baths the baby. You need one of these! Rosie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted June 12, 2009 baddad i want one of those pleasssssssssse lol love donnaxxxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
