baddad Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Took son to flicks today as he wanted to see 'Karate Kid'... There's this very quiet, very emoshunal scene about halfway through with Jackie Chan & young master Smith having a heart to heart in a smashed up car... My delightful son chooses this point to let rip an enormous fart and announce 'oooh... my chairs really squeaky'.... I don't think he anticipated the volume, and to be fair he was in an aisle seat with few peeps (other than me) around him but I do wish he would learn to whisper. Teenagers, eh? Wot u gonna do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justine1 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Took son to flicks today as he wanted to see 'Karate Kid'... There's this very quiet, very emoshunal scene about halfway through with Jackie Chan & young master Smith having a heart to heart in a smashed up car... My delightful son chooses this point to let rip an enormous fart and announce 'oooh... my chairs really squeaky'.... I don't think he anticipated the volume, and to be fair he was in an aisle seat with few peeps (other than me) around him but I do wish he would learn to whisper. Teenagers, eh? Wot u gonna do Wonder where he learnt that from eh???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
call me jaded Report post Posted August 6, 2010 Those bloomin' leather seats, ehh. Jacket on, jacket off... I keep saying it. My littlest one can just do the attitude though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stella63 Report post Posted August 6, 2010 BD that made me laugh!! Living in a household of males with very loud bottoms and then I get berated for the occasional burp!! Stella xx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted August 19, 2010 Hah! I had young Matilda with me (where else would she be, I suppose??) and while waiting in the queue at the Post Office, she farted hugely, and, dare I say it, wetly- and the man in front turned round and glared at ME!! Humph....... Mind you, wind instrumentals are rather popular in my house from dawn till dusk. Perhaps if we practised, we could take a highly unusual act onto Britains got Talent........ Pass the air freshener, would you???.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted August 19, 2010 Ha! reminds me of a little skit they had on 'Scrubs' (not a fan, btw but watch it when there's not much else on)... The two girls are at a cash machine/whatever at the front of a big line. The blonde one is desperate to fart but doesn't want to lose her place in the line... The other one says 'just let it out quietly - no one will imagine it's you with all these men in the queue'... so she does, and a second or so later a voice from the back of the queue goes 'phew - I think that blonde at the front just farted'... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules71 Report post Posted August 19, 2010 lol!! that sounds like just the kind of thing Harvey would do!!! I really want to see Karate Kid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
