My son's attempts at jokes!!

[Tylers-mum]

SpongeBob Star!

Patrick star is a square!

SpongeBob looks like a jellyfish!

SpongeBob Squarepants is like Patrick!

 

Hmmm, gotta love him trying!! LOL

Edited August 4, 2005 by Tylers-mum

[~Jonathan~]

[KarenM]

Daughters joke is sponge bob a contaceptive. Cos hes a sponge .

[CarerQuie]

So sweet!!!

 

Rhodri is convinced that we live in an undersea world and that I'm a starfish and Daady is a crab!!!xx

[Amanda32]

Good thread Nicki (Tylers-mum)

My son tells lots of jokes but none of them make sense at all..... but you got to laugh as they are so silly... He's been going to playscheme and his well behaved there they told me and telling them jokes, something like this:

Why did the lady go across the road?....because she didn't want to open the door.... it may not be exactly right but similar.......

Take care

Amanda

[invent 10 things b4 breakfast]

My 8yr old son is into a lateral thinking book at the moment and made up his own...

 

"A cowboy left one town to go to another and his journey was going to take 3 days. He left on Friday and arrived on Friday, how is this?

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The horse was called Friday!

 

I was amazed he'd made this up, unless of course he'd heard it else where

[Tylers-mum]

Gotta love the way they come out with these things haven't we!!!

 

Becky - I love it!!! Weldone to your son!!

 

Umm, Amanda - My name isn't Nicki!! LOL. It's Julie.

[TylersMum]

Hi Tylers-Mum - There are 2 of us! Hence you have been called Nicki, thats me!!!!

 

My Tyler is nearly 5. He was only diagnosed 3 weeks ago. Nice to meet you <'>

[Tylers-mum]

It's a VERY small world!!!! LOL

 

Nice to meet you Nicki and thanks for the PM's!

[Minxygal]

One of Marks favourites is....

 

 

Man goes out the gate and the bin men are there and the bin man asks...Where's your bin

 

Man says I've bin to Hong Kong.

 

Bon man says No, wheres your wheelie bin?

 

Man says I've been to Tokyo

 

(The ending of the joke should be I've wheelie bin to Hong Kong, but no matter how hard we try we just can't get him to get it!)

 

I hear that joke in my sleep bless him.

[Amanda32]

Sorry Tylers-mum...Julie/Tylersmum....Nicki

I did get confused like many others I should imagine

Take care

Amanda

Edited August 6, 2005 by Amanda32