pass the thread...................

[Steve_colour-se7en]

Hello everyone,

 

Just thought I might bring a little fun to this particular post, please attach in no more than 10 words but no fewer than 7 to my following post, making a kind of non sensical thread the next poster just carries the ramble on and then does the next poster and so on .

 

here goes. My hair stands up at the front but never at .........

 

Steve..

 

I think the boy means well but he is distinctly inclined to be inattentive......

Tutor of Winston Churchill to Lord Randolph Churchill,

Winston's father

[UltraMum]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only ....

 

 

 

 

Is this what you had in mind?

[call me jaded]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth, however,

[mossgrove]

curl in a most fetching way when

[annie]

I get nervous. This causes problems when I.....

[Jill]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I

 

fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand ........

[Hectorshouse]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand, whilst practising extreme ironing. The best example of

[smiley]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand, whilst practising extreme ironing. The best example of how to balance a bycycle on your nose is

[DaisyProudfoot]

...........demonstrated by a Mr IC Spokes of Toronto, Canada in 1932 when he discovered the skill during a..............

 

(You do realise this won't work if two people post at the same time! )

[UltraMum]

... torrrential thunderstorm one summer which ...

 

(Need to keep an eye on who's in the room with you - bottom left )

[Jill]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand, whilst practising extreme ironing. The best example of how to balance a bycycle on your nose is demonstrated by a Mr IC Spokes of Toronto, Canada in 1932 when he discovered the skill during a torrrential thunderstorm one summer which

 

started when he left his bath taps on. The badger .......

[Hectorshouse]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand, whilst practising extreme ironing. The best example of how to balance a bycycle on your nose is demonstrated by a Mr IC Spokes of Toronto, Canada in 1932 when he discovered the skill during a torrrential thunderstorm one summer which started when he left his bath taps on. The badger which had burrowed underneath the log cabin on the

Edited January 11, 2006 by Hectorshouse

[Kathryn]

roof of the palace, erected in a moment of madness by the King after seeing an extremely large

[baddad]

whisky being drunk by a very small

[UltraMum]

My hair stands up at the front but never at Christmas, New Year or Easter. It only stands up at the back then. My teeth however curl in a most fetching way when I get nervous. This causes problems when I fall downstairs with a lemon curd sandwich in my hand, whilst practising extreme ironing. The best example of how to balance a bycycle on your nose is demonstrated by a Mr IC Spokes of Toronto, Canada in 1932 when he discovered the skill during a torrrential thunderstorm one summer which started when he left his bath taps on. The badger, which had burrowed under the log cabin on the roof of the palace, erected in a moment of madness by the King after seeing an extremely large whisky being drunk by a very small garden gnome, turned white all over.

 

My left legs hangs ...

 

Thought we'd have a new paragraph before it gets too unwieldy!

Edited January 11, 2006 by MotherEve

[Hectorshouse]

limply in front of me, the wood worm finally won.

[UltraMum]

My left leg hangs limply in front of me, the wood worm finally won. Rising damp is spreading all the way up ...

[DaisyProudfoot]

......my other leg too which means my career as a skateboarding champion may......

[Hectorshouse]

well have to end, but body boarding is a good

[Jill]

.... way of keeping out the damp. The best thing on sunny days ......

[UltraMum]

The best thing on sunny days ......is a roll in the snow with ....

[UltraMum]

[ASIDE] I hate to think what a psyciatrist would make of the associations on here!

[clair]

Daisy the cow she has very large

[Suze]

Back and white splodges all over and smells very................

[adamsmum]

SWeet when spinning round in the breeze on the banks of the

[clair]

Lloyds tsb, Nationwide and Nat West, These come in handy when.....

[UltraMum]

Lloyds tsb, Nationwide and Nat West, These come in handy when.....

 

the SAT Nav takes you through a ....

[clair]

telescope where Aliens laugh as they peel their.............

[UltraMum]

bananas. Meanwhile you find that the ...

[call me jaded]

cashpoint is empty again. There are other ways to

[baddad]

get money but |i've yet to find one that doesn't involve...

[UltraMum]

disputable, unanswerable, Mastiff bull terriers silkily ...

[UltraMum]

running in circles. Meanwhile the ...

[smiley]

Meanwhile the ... little old lady at the bottom of the road, has decided to........

[DaisyProudfoot]

start up her own rock band playing lead singer with old Sid on the electric zimmer frame and Mary (you know, the one with the bowel problem bless her) on the air guitar, she did have Norman from the club doing the drums but he banged a bit too hard and popped his clogs...........so she had to use..........

[baddad]

open a tin of peas instead

 

[marshmallow]

using a coat hanger because she couldn't find a

[Flora]

an inch of space in the understairs cupboard but that didn't matter because...

[kinky j]

the monkeys never listen anyway, they're always too busy

[baddad]

teaching 3rd years how to make shepherds pie and rice-crispie cakes...