pass the thread...................

[smiley]

teaching 3rd years how to make shepherds pie and rice-crispie cakes...

 

during s*x ed. class . Always a valuable life lesson, as is........

[UltraMum]

the skill of a husband to arrive home at the precise moment his wife sits down for the first time that day. On the other hand ...

[Flora]

daddy long-legs are every where, they even managed to get inside the....

[UltraMum]

core of my apple. It's a shame that Adam ....

[LKS]

preferred pears

[marshmallow]

more than doing tap dancing on

[Bagpuss]

the washing machine while delicately holding above his head a......

[kinky j]

small but deadly south american tree frog. sometimes

[Flora]

I just accidently spill lemonade over my key board but at least I've never....

[baddad]

spilled guinness over the girlfriend of an 'aussie rules' quarterback...

[kinky j]

could be fatal, especially if you offer to wipe it off with...

[Kathryn]

her pet hamster, which would be..

[UltraMum]

the quickest way. Use guinea pigs for ....

[Flora]

unravelling balls of wool. The bath water was bright purple with steam rising from the....

[marshmallow]

next door neighbours garden gnome because

[Kathrynh]

unravelling balls of wool. The bath water was bright purple with steam rising from the....

the frog had eaten too much red cabbage so

[smiley]

the frog had eaten too much red cabbage so

 

was in need of a deep pressure massage. I often wonder if several small......

[kinky j]

pieces of giraffe would fit in my fridge better than an elephant but that would mean...

[Kathryn]

removing the rhinocerous casserole which I was saving especially for..

[kinky j]

the queen when she comes for tea! it doesn't happen often but....

[UltraMum]

the queen when she comes for tea! it doesn't happen often but....

 

when she does we fly our parrot upside down so that ...

[something vague]

when she does we fly our parrot upside down so that ...

 

it doesn't s**t on her. However our bunny rabbit loves to.......

 

 

(Ooooh I hope I dont get into trouble )

[Kathrynh]

run round the garden chasing mice which

[kinky j]

have teeny tiny tinfoil breastplates and lollypop stick swords, apart from the girls who have lacy tutus and...

[something vague]

Dr Martin boots. Meanwhile in a secret cave a horrible, unearthly, smelly.....................