justamom Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I know all you men on this forum will not be offended by this joke thats why i am posting it... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be 10 again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to a theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite sweets, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being 10 again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you idiot!! The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong. - justamom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Too true Thanks for the laugh justamom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~Jonathan~ Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kirstie Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I have heard it before but its a good un! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Many women make a similar mistake when they think their husband has said 'I just want to be three again' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Sorry, Bads, but I don't get it!!! Does someone need to PM me the answer?? Bid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Sorry, Bads, but I don't get it!!! Does someone need to PM me the answer?? Bid Me neither bid Gone right over my head that one. Can someone pm me the answer too? Lauren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Try saying it in a Mitchell Brothers ###### -a- knee drawl... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted February 21, 2006 Ping I get it now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted February 21, 2006 DOH... Bid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justamom Report post Posted February 21, 2006 I wasn't brave enough to say i didn't get it but do now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redberry Report post Posted February 22, 2006 thank you! redberry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
