baddad Report post Posted December 15, 2008 Hi all Some of you may remember that last year I found a secret link to Santa's online blog. Well, it seems I've been a good boy all year so I got sent the link again today For those of you interested in reading the back story, I've found last years thread and added it at the bottom... you'll find all of the old links there but will have to trawl through. Anyway, here's the first of this years - a bit early 'cos I'm out this evening: hohoho a message from santa And here's the link for last years: rewind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted December 15, 2008 :lol: :lol: I shall check my novelty slippers I'm bound to get for Christmas very carefully before inserting my feet and uttering "thanks it's just what I wanted, they'll go really nicely with the other 17 pairs and one odd monster foot" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 16, 2008 Novelty slippers, eh? I just stick with my novelty feet - they look like corned beef but smell of camembert Anyhoo - here's a big number two for you : blog the second Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted December 16, 2008 :lol: :lol: ... and it's suddenly occurred to me why all snowmen are snow-men and not snow-women - so obvious I don't know why I didn't realise it before Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 17, 2008 Snow 'people' are actually hermaphrodites, but most choose one or t'other gender and live their lives to that. Frosty is very 'male-brained' but in a nice, metrosexual sort of way... anyhoooo enough backstory, already! Here's: blog the third Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted December 18, 2008 :bounce: :bounce: Ohhh Ohhhhh !!! Love it, Love it, Love it !!!!!! <'> (you may well have started off my Krism addiction again Bads...... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 18, 2008 Well tomorrow you get Dubble Bubble, but today it's just: blog the 4th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 19, 2008 Right - it comes in two parts tonight (like Upjacksbum in America!) so click here for PART ONE and here for: PART 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted December 20, 2008 Thank you baddad for another Christmas special Floz X Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 20, 2008 Hmmm... seems it's been a bit warmer everywhere today...... blog the 6th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted December 21, 2008 I wonder where lumps of coal (instead of presents for those who haven't been good) fits in with global warming? Oooh, and how hard is santa's job since most people have central heating and no chimney??? Floz X Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 21, 2008 Santa doesn't do the coal thing anymore... kids who are naughty get tickets to see Dara O'Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen in Panto instead Central heating and no chimalee - Santa has a (Jack) Skellington key... He'll still use the chimalee if you've got one 'cos he's a traditionalist, but there's more than one way to skin a cat... Anyhoo Here's: blog the 7th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted December 22, 2008 :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 22, 2008 Dashing through the snow, on a cross-bred huskie sleigh, over the hills we go...... Blog the 8th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tally Report post Posted December 22, 2008 I remember enjoying Santa's blog last year. I am going to come back and read this year's when I am less knackered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 23, 2008 Stand up, stand up for San-ta... Blog the 9th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted December 24, 2008 I used to love Southern Comfort - and lemonade K x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 24, 2008 I used to love Southern Comfort - and lemonade K x Accherley I have just remembered one thing southern comfort is good for - a party trick. It has a very low combustion temp., so if you dip your finger in it (neat of course (neat southern comfort, not a neat i.e. well manicured finger).) and hold a flame to it your finger will light up like a christmas pud! Of course, it's only the fumes that are burning, so your finger is fine (though it does get sooty( - i.e. black and smokey, not that a glove puppet suddenly appears on it though that's a good party trick too if you can do it).), but it's right up there with matchbox flicking and brazil nut candles for impressive first date entertainment (thinks.... why do I never get a second date? They're probably intimodatid by my interlekt) Blog around sixish XMAS EVE already! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted December 24, 2008 LIFT OFF ANY MINUTE NOW! Ho Ho Ho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites