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  1. Your the one wearing the gestapo officers tunic and fishnets

    Hey, dont knock it. Its a style choice for the way I live my life :)

     

    (um, have a feeling I wont live that one down in a hurry)

    never thought I would sasy this, but the purple lycra cycling shorts almost looked good, I said almost

     

    Lifestyle choice indeed!

    Yes, they were rather fetching werent they :lol:


  2. Frazzled??? We havent touched a drop ya know... honest <HIC> :sick::party:

     

    btw.. glad your first day back at school went well. Now grab yerself a hobnob and get chatting ... avoid Baddad thoough, he's gone a bit strange!!!! ;)


  3. I don't want to complain but I'd feel a lot more comfortable here if you could turn off the Cheeky Girls and put a bit of Neil Young On....More cider anyone ! :party:

    Hmmm, fair point - I'll have a word with the band. Failing that I'll get DW to Delete them heh heh heh :partytime:


  4. For outside there are many, many, many,... ,...all 444 of them, just waiting for her signal, the !!!

    Ah, a raid, well BANMAN will be pleased anyway :)

     

    And I daresay a couple of the superheros would enjoy being frisked! (Jester, get to the back of the queue and dont push in again!)


  5. :balloon:Its partytime!! :bday:

     

    :balloon: So grab yourself a drink :wine:

     

    :balloon: But for those of you that are driving, make sure you stick to soft drinks :pepsi: cos you dont want to be stopped by the :police:

     

    :balloon: Are you all wearing a silly paper hat? :party::partytime:

     

    :balloon: We expect the others will be here soon, we think they are still getting ready! :curlers:

     

    :balloon: A photographer will be wandering around in an attempt you capture you all in embarrassing positions which you can all blame on the drink in the morning! :photo:

     

    :balloon: When we've had a few more to drink somebody is bound to attempt a mexican wave :groupwave:

     

    :balloon: We suspect that some will be more excited than others :bounce:

     

    :balloon: So, grab a drink, a hobnob and find yourselves a table :gather:

     

    :balloon: Jester :jester: and Baddad will no doubt end up drunk in a corner somewhere :drunk: and of course will have overdone it totally :sick:

     

    :balloon: The buffet will be available from 9pm :eat::eat1:

     

    :balloon: and the band are just warming up :band:

     

    :balloon: Keep an eye out for the BANMAN - He may be in disguise!! :banman::banman1:

     

    :balloon: Here's to the forum!! Happy 1st Birthday :cheers: :first:

     

    Kris & Elefan

    Forum (and Party) Hosts

     

    p.s. :balloon: The balloons took us ages to blow up!! :balloon: :balloon: :balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon::balloon:


  6. The decorations have been put up..........

     

    There are balloons wherever you look................

     

    The party food has been prepared and nicely laid out on a table covered in the obligatory HAPPY BIRTHDAY paper table cloth...........

     

    The band arrives at 8.................

     

    Robbie is having a cut and blow dry as we speak...................

     

    Tescos will be delivering a lorry load of hobnobs at 7................

     

    Roll on 8pm :)

     

    Kris & Elefan

    Forum Hosts


  7. After a period of hibernation (it's a state of being you know!) the BANMAN surveys the Batcave via digital remote BANcam.

     

    As the static clears and the picture comes into focus the BANMAN can clearly see the scene of utter carnage that the superheros have left behind.

     

    "DW isnt going to like this methinks heh heh heh"

     

    Scanning around he notices a poster on the wall

     

    FANCY DRESS PARTY

    8th September from 8pm

    Bring a bottle, crate, vat and a packet of hobnobs

    Costumes NOT optional

    p.s. Dont tell the BANMAN

     

    Hmmm, so the superheros are planning a party which means they'll all be in the same place at the same time! Perfect!!!!

     

    "Robbie, put that furry thing down and fetch me the phone. I must ring DW and discuss this party. It seems an opportunity too good to miss and I feel a plan coming on! Mwa hah ha, mwahahaha, mwhahahahaha"

     

    Cackling insanely the BANMAN switches off the BANcam with a flick of his claw and begins to wonder whether cutting the grass really is the best used of his time this afternoon.

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