Kris
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Your the one wearing the gestapo officers tunic and fishnetsHey, dont knock it. Its a style choice for the way I live my life
(um, have a feeling I wont live that one down in a hurry)
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Frazzled??? We havent touched a drop ya know... honest <HIC>
btw.. glad your first day back at school went well. Now grab yerself a hobnob and get chatting ... avoid Baddad thoough, he's gone a bit strange!!!!
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Excuse me, has anyone seen Baddad? Somebody said he'd popped down to B&Q?
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Where's the soap?Yes it does, doesnt it
The old ones are the .......... oldest
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Ooops, then I'll turn off flood control for the night
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Once again, by popular demand and for one further night only...And who demanded that then?? I'll have em banned straight away I tell you.
Own up!!!!!
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Next up the hokey cokey!Flippin good job we've got a first aid post for exactly this eventuality.
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I don't want to complain but I'd feel a lot more comfortable here if you could turn off the Cheeky Girls and put a bit of Neil Young On....More cider anyone !Hmmm, fair point - I'll have a word with the band. Failing that I'll get DW to Delete them heh heh heh
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happy BirthdayThanks Morgi, welcome to the party.
Theres plenty of food and drink (Dont you just love the virtual world) and the band is quite good
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For outside there are many, many, many,... ,...all 444 of them, just waiting for her signal, the !!!Ah, a raid, well BANMAN will be pleased anyway
And I daresay a couple of the superheros would enjoy being frisked! (Jester, get to the back of the queue and dont push in again!)
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IT'S CAPTAIN COMMANDO, IT'S CAPTAIN COMMANDO! lOOK EVERYBODY, IT'S CAPTAIN COMMANDO!!Oh no, theres always one!!!! Somebody stick a bottle in his hand quick
Welcome Baddad, nice to see(?) you
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Original or what??? Mummy - Mammy, get it?We getttit - And so will you if you keep making jokes like that
Welcome to the Party Helen
Kris
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Jester >> What an entrance!!! Have a beer mate
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wot u trying to say Kris? hic hic hicLisa
Ermmmm, nothing <HIC>
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yey! party time! ( have come dressed as a sane parent!)Theres no such thing!!!! Good costume
Have a drink, you'll find the wine over ther...... "Oi Jester, bring that bottle back!"
Kris
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Its partytime!!
So grab yourself a drink
But for those of you that are driving, make sure you stick to soft drinks cos you dont want to be stopped by the
Are you all wearing a silly paper hat?
We expect the others will be here soon, we think they are still getting ready!
A photographer will be wandering around in an attempt you capture you all in embarrassing positions which you can all blame on the drink in the morning!
When we've had a few more to drink somebody is bound to attempt a mexican wave
We suspect that some will be more excited than others
So, grab a drink, a hobnob and find yourselves a table
Jester and Baddad will no doubt end up drunk in a corner somewhere and of course will have overdone it totally
The buffet will be available from 9pm
and the band are just warming up
Keep an eye out for the BANMAN - He may be in disguise!!
Here's to the forum!! Happy 1st Birthday
Kris & Elefan
Forum (and Party) Hosts
p.s. The balloons took us ages to blow up!! :balloon:
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The decorations have been put up..........
There are balloons wherever you look................
The party food has been prepared and nicely laid out on a table covered in the obligatory HAPPY BIRTHDAY paper table cloth...........
The band arrives at 8.................
Robbie is having a cut and blow dry as we speak...................
Tescos will be delivering a lorry load of hobnobs at 7................
Roll on 8pm
Kris & Elefan
Forum Hosts
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Hi Barbara,
Welcome to the forum. Dont worry, you will get the hang of it very quickly
Kris
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Hi Kathryn,
Welcome to our forum
Kris
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After a period of hibernation (it's a state of being you know!) the BANMAN surveys the Batcave via digital remote BANcam.
As the static clears and the picture comes into focus the BANMAN can clearly see the scene of utter carnage that the superheros have left behind.
"DW isnt going to like this methinks heh heh heh"
Scanning around he notices a poster on the wall
FANCY DRESS PARTY
8th September from 8pm
Bring a bottle, crate, vat and a packet of hobnobs
Costumes NOT optional
p.s. Dont tell the BANMAN
Hmmm, so the superheros are planning a party which means they'll all be in the same place at the same time! Perfect!!!!
"Robbie, put that furry thing down and fetch me the phone. I must ring DW and discuss this party. It seems an opportunity too good to miss and I feel a plan coming on! Mwa hah ha, mwahahaha, mwhahahahaha"
Cackling insanely the BANMAN switches off the BANcam with a flick of his claw and begins to wonder whether cutting the grass really is the best used of his time this afternoon.
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Hi there Janet & Angus,
Welcome to the forum
Kris
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Hi there Mrs G,
Welcome to the forum
Kris & Elefan
Forum Hosts
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Hi Helen,
Welcome to the forum
Kris
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Yes, they were rather fetching werent they