baddad Report post Posted September 22, 2009 If I jumped the garden wall as I left the house each morning I'd stay young forever... As this is the third time this month I've suffered massive testicular bruising and abrasions I've decided to get the wall lowered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barefoot wend Report post Posted September 22, 2009 Ha, ha, ha. On a similar note, joke told to me by son which I was wondering who could tell it to - BD is perfect recipient. Why can't you wear tight shorts in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout. Barefoot x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Aiiieee!!! I've decided to get the wall lowered. Better have the spikes removed as well, while you're at it. K x Edited September 22, 2009 by Kathryn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordie Report post Posted September 22, 2009 You've been watching too many adverts ... Oh, hang on - that means I have too. James Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted September 22, 2009 Better have the spikes removed as well, while you're at it. K x ??? But i haven't got any spikes - just bruises and scratches.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
