UltraMum Report post Posted October 9, 2006 Health & Fitness the Facts: Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). A pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? V A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets and remember....... "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! .................What a Ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LittleRae Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Definitiely my philosophy & I do my best to live up to it everyday.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted October 10, 2006 So that's where I've been going wrong all these years - shivering in the pouring rain as I pound the streets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karen A Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Thanks for that. Should have spent the money we just spent on gymn membership on another wine box.Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericho Report post Posted October 10, 2006 That's my kind of advice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted October 10, 2006 It's the ultimate in positive thinking, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyProudfoot Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Yay! That's the way to live! My take on life definitely. 'Cept for the meat eating - don't like meat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
