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WHERE WOULD YOU BE:


IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?


IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?


IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?


IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?


IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?


IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,


WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?




SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?







HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!



















YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG HOUSE!





:P:P:P:P:P:P:P


Lol - been offline as my router and modem weren't talking to each other!!!! Thought I'd give you all a giggle

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Hello you!!!!! :D

 

Wrong house............ :lol::rolleyes::lol:

 

 

All the money......... Wrong bank...... :blink:

 

No worries.............. Bored out of my tiny mind!! :P

 

Finest meal............... As long as the chef is naked..... :o:devil::shame:

 

Bathwater had been run............. Sooooooo chuffed :dance::wub: (but would be more impressed with a glass of red n packet of minstrels :lol: )

 

Perfect kid.......... I do!!! :wub::P:)

 

Partner awaiting you................ Ain't answering that one :(:rolleyes:

 

 

:P:lol::clap:

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:lol::lol: I'd be in Heaven :wub: But hey ho......back to me little ole life. :unsure: .....dh just left for a nightshift :( , two dd's outside in the front garden playing "lets see who can scream the loudest" and "make each other cry first". :fight::rolleyes: .....ooppss, youngest dd now VERY upset because eldest dd has had enough and is coming in :hypno::hypno: . DS is surgically attached to his PSP and since becoming 13 just grunts. Eldest dd now winding youngest dd up by continually pressing her piggy snorting torch, which needs batteries and now sounds evil, and scares youngest dd :wacko::wacko: . Spongebob is relentlessly on TV and I now know him better than I do my own family :whistle: . Tonight I'm going to get both girlies into bed, have a lurverly bubble bath, remove some serious body hair (may lose weight at next WW meeting then :ph34r::shame: ), try and pluck my eyebrows to look less werewolf like and then settle down to watch a DVD......... :thumbs::bounce:

 

having said all of the that....wouldn't swap my life with anyone :wub::devil::curlers:

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