Joke

[Siadwell]

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe

storm.

 

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when

one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

 

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too

young to die," she wails.

 

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last

minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can

make me feel like a WOMAN?"

 

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their

own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the

front of the plane.

 

Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane. He

is fantastic looking: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel

eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his

shirt

 

 

 

 

.......one button at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........No one moves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........He removes his shirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

......Muscles ripple across his chest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....She gasps...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.he whispers:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

......"Iron this."

[chriss]

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[hev]

[pearl]

[peppa]

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