TheNeil Report post Posted February 17, 2009 Having now realise that I'm the most bored person the face of the planet I wondered if anyone would like to share their own 'boredom beating techniques' to, erm, beat boredom* So far I've come up with: Hide in the freezer at the supermarket pretending to be an arctic explorer 'frozen in ice...and time' Arrange the contents of the kitchen cupboards in order of size/weight/salt content/colour/sell by date Go around the house in the style of a super-hero, possibly humming a small 'dramatic entrance' tune whenever you enter a room Get the fluff out of the vacuum cleaner and try to make some sort of 'modern art' sculpture Phone up local take-away restaurants, order pizza/curry/whatever and then hang up when they ask for an address and/or credit card details Make a graph to work out who is the best presenter on Top Gear (categories to include hair, height, annoyance value, northerness etc.) Watch TV while standing on your head Compile a league table of the worst people in history (Ricky Gervais, Russel Brand, Uncle Joe Stalin etc.) rating them with 'angry faces' Recreate the Spanish civil war using frozen peas for the good guys and frozen sweetcorn for the bad guys Answering the door in the style of Ernst Stavro Blofeld (off of James Bond) Despite all that...I'm still bored *This is a joke thread. It isn't meant to be serious before anyone assumes that I'd actually do any of these things or would encourage anyone else to do any of these things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad cat lady Report post Posted February 17, 2009 Apart from hiding in the freezer at a supermarket and watching tv while standing on your head, most of the other ideas are quite do-able, in fact I may have done serveral of them already Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
