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William wrote this the other day and 'sent' it to me via the kitchen post. I thought it was quite funny so I'm sharing it. In the words of the youth of today, it's a bit 'random'.

 

Hi, I'm William and I thought I would just inform yall that this little old planet of yours is now ma big planet hahahaha whatever! And Your new leader has already become an old leader now here are the rules yall.

 

1. No one plays video games unless you have permission

 

2. I will arrest all of you that wish to continue making chicken nuggets

 

3. owls and all birds have to be worshipped 500 times a day

 

4. so do I

 

5 release Kingdom Hearts 2 now, square, NO dawdling

 

6 make a yorkshire pudding mountain (literally a new mountain)

 

7. make me 1000000000000 pancakes

 

8. sell ***** **** (boy who bullied him) to Russia for ?2.20

 

Yaaaaaaaaay.

 

 

 

 

Ho hum. I think the OT sessions to help him with his self esteem are starting to work! :o:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

 

make me 1000000000000 pancakes

 

That's an awful lot .... :) especially if you have to toss them all ... J goes into pancake mode most Shrove Tuesdays .. he then has pancakes for tea for the next 2/3/4/5/6 weeks! Still - they contain most foodstuffs - protein, carbohydrate, dairy, fat for cooking, Vit C in the lemon juice and energy (!) from the sugar!!!! :lol:

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