Frangipani Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Freebies!! Kookaburra's going cheap - Free!! http://www.mareebaheritagecentre.com.au/im...burra-large.jpg You will never need an alarm clock they often do their kookaburra laugh at 4.30am before sunrise then a melody of other bird's join in its outstanding - then you have quite a chorus line going - oh so happy and gay - tra la la la la and then the kookaburra join in for the bridge ensuring they get a standing ovation from the entire neighbourhood 'what, what' MUM!!! can you tell the kookaburra's to stop sure As soon as I catch them they are yours Postage and Handling FREE! <'> Fran <'> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Have you been drinking? Boho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Cue songs round the guide camp fire: Kookaburra sits in the old oak tree ... Something kookaburra, something kookaburra, How your life must be... I'm thinking I should have listened to the words :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frangipani Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Nooo! its 7am I blame the Kookaburra's going back to sleep been awake since 4.30am drinking ...... definitely NO..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sallya Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Is that why you've gone cuckoo? <'> s xxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frangipani Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Cue songs round the guide camp fire: Kookaburra sits in the old oak tree ... Something kookaburra, something kookaburra, How your life must be... I'm thinking I should have listened to the words :lol: Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree eee Merry merry king of the bush is he eee laugh! - kookaburra laugh! kookaburra gay your life must be Kookaburra sits on electric wires Bobbing up and down with its pants on fire Ouch kookaburra ouch Kookaburra gay your life must be. Now would you like the 'Boomerang song' laita! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frangipani Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Is that why you've gone cuckoo? <'> s xxx Absolutely - its the kookaburra laugh or spell - honest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted February 8, 2008 Now would you like the 'Boomerang song' laita! Let me guess - you try to forget it but it keeps coming back to you? Thanks for the song words - I appear to have been just a little wrong. Now does anyone know the words to the one about going to heaven in a baked bean tin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted February 9, 2008 Now does anyone know the words to the one about going to heaven in a baked bean tin? You'll never get to heaven In a baked bean tin Cos a baked bean tin Got baked beans in Brings back memories of school and coach trips, thanks Mumble! Here are the other verses and I think there are lots of other variations! Leader = L Audience response = A L Oh you`ll never get to Heaven A Oh you`ll never get to Heaven L In an old Ford car A IN an old Ford car L Cos an old ford car A Cos an old Ford car L Won`t get that far A Won`t get that far Chorus (All) Oh you`ll never get to Heaven in an old Ford car Cos an old Ford car won't that far I aint gonna grieve my Lord no more I aint gonna grieve my Lord I ain't gonna grieve my Lord I aint gonna grieve, my Lord no more. All the other verse follow the same format. In a ping pong ball, cos a ping pong ball is much to small On a Boy Scouts knee, cos a Boy Scouts knee is too wobbly In a Girl Guides bra, cos a Girl Guides bra w'on`t stretch that far If your name is Ron, cos the Lord don`t want no more Rons in On a Jumbo jet, cos the Lord aint got no runways yet In a biscuit tin, cos a biscuit tins got biscuits in With a fat Girl Guide, cos the pearly gates are not that wide On roller skates, cos you'll skate right past the pearly gates If you get to Heaven, before I do, then dig a hole and pull me through Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
