Funny questions people ask...

[something_different]

Some people ask some funny questions like.........

 

 

Have you got the right time? lol

 

no sorry i only have the wrong time he he he

 

 

what funny questions can you think of??

 

 

[Mumble]

Have you got the right time? lol

That's easy to answer. You say "yes, certainly" then you pull up your right sleeve (of course it only works if you have long sleves...) as if you're about to look at your watch to reveal, shock horror, no watch , to which you say, "oh no, sorry, I don't have the right time" to which the asker will say something like "Oh don't worry, thanks anyway". Then, as they walk away, you call after them, and as they turn around you pull up your left sleeve to reveal your watch, "I have the left time -would that be any good to you?"

 

[TheNeil]

Not so much a question but I'm always left baffled when people search for something, find it and say "Oh it was in the last place I looked"

 

Well obviously it was in the last place you looked - why would you look in other places when you'd already found whatever it was that you were looking for?

[billabong]

How about 'Would you like another chocolate?'. Well, really, why do people ask something when they know the answer?