Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Life with AS: a collective group of ramblings by select members of the A.S community. Its going to be tosh, but i thought i'd warn you before hand. A group of us "aspies" are wrighting a book on our honest opinions of as. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Hi! Tell us more details, please! Mum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 well me and some fellows from the SCHOOLTHATCAN'TBENAMEDFORLEGALREASONS are writing a book, one chapter each, on what we think of as! the truth! And this book is not suitable for those of a nervous disposition, weak of heart, the pregnant and members of the clergy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Me and Auriel are the editors so anything gos, there is some satire but thats how we can best get our points across. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) Aye! and as editors, its our job to put full stops in peoples work! Edited October 23, 2005 by Auriel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 No we want a fair representation of AS, dont sugarcoat anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jester Report post Posted October 23, 2005 oo-errrr! PS is that 'what we think of A.S. - The Truth!' or a more conceptual piece of philosophy about 'what we think of as the truth'? PPS If the latter then can you include a chapter entitled "The Truth as it Relates to the Question 'What happened to the Bounty Bar I was saving?' When Asked by Dad."? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 but atleast to make it readable.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Let's hope this one sees the light of day then... I seem to remember an autobiography that fell by the wayside somewhere... Serously A & G, put me down for a copy What about weakhearted, nervous, pregnant members of the clergy?? They let wimmin in as well nowadays you know! If you need an editor, I have lots of experience of 'itting 'eds, okay L&P BD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Like the avatar, Gilbo Have you made Auriel listen to any Led Zep (yay! ) yet?? Bid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 It will include a foreward by luke jackson (ghost written, unofficial) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Like the avatar, Gilbo Have you made Auriel listen to any Led Zep (yay! ) yet?? Bid I dont think you can teach a new dog old tricks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Electric Six! White Stripes! Bloodhound Gang! Gorillaz! hangon, led zeplin = new tricks? Surely it should be you can't teach a new dog old tricks?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noetic Report post Posted October 23, 2005 It will include a foreward by luke jackson (ghost written, unofficial) Perhaps your book might fare better without illegal use of fake forewords? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) It will include a foreward by luke jackson (ghost written, unofficial) Perhaps your book might fare better without illegal use of fake forewords? our crack (is that "R" a typo?) legal team are working on it. Edited October 23, 2005 by Auriel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 It will include a foreward by luke jackson (ghost written, unofficial) Perhaps your book might fare better without illegal use of fake forewords? If we make money off the book well cut that out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 If we make money on the book Gilbo, you can have a tenner on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 It will include a foreward by luke jackson (ghost written, unofficial) Perhaps your book might fare better without illegal use of fake forewords? If we make money off the book well cut that out. nonoNO! we don't cut it out, we simple have a pot of cash lying around waiting for when a legal case comes up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Electric Six! White Stripes! Bloodhound Gang! Gorillaz! hangon, led zeplin = new tricks? Surely it should be you can't teach a new dog old tricks?! Or even you can't teach a BLACK DOG new tricks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 being modern and all, that ones lost on me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Electric Six! White Stripes! Bloodhound Gang! Gorillaz! hangon, led zeplin = new tricks? Surely it should be you can't teach a new dog old tricks?! Or even you can't teach a BLACK DOG new tricks Listen to this man Auriel, he knows his stuff. : Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 i'm listening, but i aint getting nothin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Black Dog's an old Zep track, A... and FWIW Zep thirty years ago were doing better R&B than the Poo Stripes are doing now (mind you, so was BB King, Leadbelly etc etc etc.) Big thumbs for the Gorrilaz though - alway knew that DA was more than just a pretty face! If you like something a bit more 'earthy' - give his old mate Graham Coxon's album a listen too - takes me back to 1978, safety pins and the skids (not the ones you find after a night on the curry ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Black Dog's an old Zep track, A... and FWIW Zep thirty years ago were doing better R&B than the Poo Stripes are doing now (mind you, so was BB King, Leadbelly etc etc etc.) Big thumbs for the Gorrilaz though - alway knew that DA was more than just a pretty face! If you like something a bit more 'earthy' - give his old mate Graham Coxon's album a listen too - takes me back to 1978, safety pins and the skids (not the ones you find after a night on the curry ) don't diss the stripes, you'll make bid upset! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Who'd a thought it - A badger liking white stripes!! (For those of a nervous disposition, I'd point out that Bid is in fact 'Badger' at her local Girl Scouts... I have not gone completely OTT and i DO NOT own a copy of Roger's Profannisaurus. Well, I do - but i haven't got to that bit yet ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) a copy of Roger's Profannisaurus. Well, I do - but i haven't got to that bit yet ) if you ask any teacher, they would tell you that that book is the pupils bible at our school. And talking about white stripes, the profanisaurus has given us many schoolboy titters over the stripes latest single.... Edited October 23, 2005 by Auriel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Black Dog's an old Zep track, A... and FWIW Zep thirty years ago were doing better R&B than the Poo Stripes are doing now (mind you, so was BB King, Leadbelly etc etc etc.) Big thumbs for the Gorrilaz though - alway knew that DA was more than just a pretty face! If you like something a bit more 'earthy' - give his old mate Graham Coxon's album a listen too - takes me back to 1978, safety pins and the skids (not the ones you find after a night on the curry ) I have the first 5 Zepplin albums, and theres nothing on their that id call RNB. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 not RNB R&B!!! jebus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted October 23, 2005 That's 'cos they changed the meaning of R&B a few years ago for you 'yunguns'! It now includes stuff luck Beyonce (oh, Beyonce, Beyonce, won't you be my fiance... (Trad/Rik/F.Kendall: arr by baddad) and other stuff that won't quite fit the rap/garage classifications. check out some of those writing credits, Gilbo - s'all there in black (dog) and white Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Gilbo, you youngun! I owned you! see i know these things. But atleast i dont like tupac! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 Auriel:And i do? Badad: Well the title rhythm and blues would suggest a combination of the 2. But its more like a different kind of pop now, i blame MTV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 23, 2005 adam you always blame MTV and yes, you admitted you like tupac. but atleast you don't think he rules all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 23, 2005 but atleast you don't think he rules all It would kinda help if the person you were mocking used the forum, but hey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted October 23, 2005 'Black Dog' one of my fave tracks!! Bid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hev Report post Posted October 23, 2005 im completely lost here but youve all made me laugh tonight,thanks i needed it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noetic Report post Posted October 24, 2005 but atleast you don't think he rules all It would kinda help if the person you were mocking used the forum, but hey. Tupac? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Hes, mocking a boy at our school............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noetic Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Hes, mocking a boy at our school............. Suppose what he [boy at school] doesn't know won't hurt him them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auriel Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Don't worry, we'll show him this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GILBO! Report post Posted October 24, 2005 Anticipating his response: talking about yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
