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rules are simple write something to go with the following statements I have...... I have never......

Wee wummin goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just come out of the freezer, and is standing hands behind his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks out the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

Love all your pictures Mumble I had to work today but got out to play in the snow for a wee while after work. hoping for more snow overnight

poor you! it seems as though everything is a fight for you at the moment. one good thing is that the GP is trying to help. . You are not a burden, the situation is not their fault, but it is their job to look after your health. It is great that they are being so supportive. Hope that things improve soon.

seems very silly and very annoying

i m also very very fussy with my bras, have to be cotton, its difficult enough to find one i can wear as it is due to my large bust! sorry not much help! as i tend to use shops who cater for the larger bust. all i would say has to be cotton and as soft as possible!

they are great tho if u want them to write in how the day has gone good and bad then make sure they are aware of this, as they may try to make it more positive than negative.

Shame u live so far away or i wld come and babysit for u

hello fluffy, welcome

ooh kool hope u have fun!

Cuddle Doon - Alexander Anderson The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht Wi muckle faught and din. "Oh try an' sleep, ye waukrife rogues, Your faither's comin' in." They niver heed a word I speak, I try tae gie a froon, But aye I hap' them up an' cry "Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!" Wee Jamie wi' the curly heid, He aye sleeps next the wa' Bangs up and cries, "I want a piece!" The rascal starts them a'. I rin and fetch them pieces, drinks, They stop a wee the soun', Then ah draw the blankets up an' cry, "Noo, weanies, cuddle doon." But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab Cries oot frae neath the claes, "Mither, mak' Tam gie ower at aince, He's kittlin' wi' his taes." The mischief in that Tam for tricks, He'd bother half the toon, But aye I hap them up an' cry, "Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!" At length they hear their faither's fit An' as he steeks the door, They turn their faces tae the wa' An Tam pretends tae snore. "Hae a' the weans been gude?" he asks, As he pits aff his shoon. "The bairnies, John, are in their beds An' lang since cuddled doon!" An' just afore we bed oorsel's We look at oor wee lambs, Tam has his airm roun' wee Rab's neck An Rab his airm roun' Tam's. I lift wee Jamie up the bed An as I straik each croon, I whisper till my heart fills up: "Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!" translated as best i can! The children cuddle down at night With lots of fighting and din. "Oh try and sleep, you wakeful rogues, Your father is comimg in." They never obey a word I speak, I try to give a frown But always I wrap them up and cry "Oh, children cuddle down!" Little Jamie with the curly head, He always sleeps next to the wall Pipes up and cries, "I want a sandwich" The rascal starts them all. I run and fetch them sandwiches, drinks, They stop a while the sound', Then I draw the blankets up and cry, "Now, children, cuddle down." But every five minutes pass, wee Rab Cries out from beneath the clothes, "Mother make Tam stop at once, He's tickling with his toes." The mischief in that Tam for tricks, He'd bother half the town, But always I wrap them up and cry, "Oh, children, cuddle down!" At length they hear their father's feet And as he closes the door, They turn their faces to the wall And Tam pretends to snore. "Have all the children been good?" he asks, As he takes off his shoes. "The children, John, are in their beds And long since cuddled down!" And just before we bed ourselves We look at our wee lambs, Tam has his arm around wee Rab's neck And Rab his arm around Tam's. I lift wee Jamie up the bed An as I stroke each head, I whisper till my heart fills up: "Oh, children, cuddle down!"

((dooday))

((mumble)) hugs is their anyone you could contact reguarding lack of support etc? even if it was possible to e-mail them and explain what difficulties you are having. good luck with the Dr tomorrow.

i like the gorilla one too...........but how can u like it in the wrong way? I do like the dairymilk adverts, just makes me think how they managed to think of these ideas to advertise the chocolate.

quite possibly, none of their ads have anything to do with chocolate the drumming gorilla, the airport veichles, and now kids with dancing eyebrows at a photographers studio??

dairymilk ad

I like this one: To A Mouse. Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi bickering brattle! I wad be laith to rin an chase thee, Wi murdering pattle! I'm truly sorry man's dominion Has broken Nature's social union, An justifies that ill opinion, Which makes thee startle At me, thy poor, earth-born companion. An fellow mortal! I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve: What then? poor beastie, thou maun live! A daimen icker in a thrave 'S a sma request; I'll get a blessin wi the lave, An never miss't! Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin! Its silly wa's the win's are strewin! An naething, now, to big a new ane, O foggage green! An bleak December's win's ensuin. Baith snell an keen! Thou saw the fields laid bare an waste, An weary winter comin fast. An cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell, Till crash! the cruel coulter past Out thro thy cell. That wee bit heap o leaves an stibble, Has cost thee monie a weary nibble! Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble. But house or hald, To thole the winter's sleety dribble, An cranreuch cauld! But Mousie, thou art no thy lane, In proving foresight may be vain: The best-laid schemes o mice an men Gang aft agley, An lea'e us nought but grief an pain, For promis'd joy! Still thou art blest, compar'd wi me! The present only toucheth thee: But och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear! An forward, tho I canna see, I guess an fear!

I LOVE smiley faces. i have a very restricted diet, so i do have the same stuff every day! but i wil still manage to go thru phases, not very varied though smilies every night, or soup every night, or toast every night. Friday night is Chippie night. i can only have phases of eating the things i actually CAN eat toast, chips, smilies, bread and butter, ooh i like just a roll and butter sometimes. soup (only made by me! homemade) occasionaly i will eat a plain burger if eating out.

Ouch!

hiya welcome

Scottish Jokes two cows in a feild, what one is in holiday? the one wi the wee calf (week aff) man goes in to buy a set of antlers. how much are they? �150 thats affa deer!

yes tally thats where i saw the toshiba one at first, in that supermarket. lol i just not good at making decisions! hmmm

hiya and welcome

hello and welcome

just for home use, do not need a laptop at work thats why i choose to go for bigger screen