A-S warrior

lol i finally got exposed on another forum for having multiple sock puppet accounts, i dont know why but the way those pepole were so clicky and up there own backsides just made me want to troll them all. they took everything so seriously and were quite judgemental and obnoxious, they were easy to wind up. i was on there for 4 months and it was just one big fishing trip lol. im so tempted to go back and continue but quite frankly id rather be here helping you guys out and being of some use. thats it really, just a bit of a ramble and a laugh. dont worry i only have one account here i promise, check my IP address.

for a teenage sub forum, your going to need a young and hip moderator like me lol

this is completley normal i dont get it, why would you try and prevent it? id get angry too lol

to me, i use the mind 'trick' to distract myself when im feeling low, or if theres something troubling me. its a kind of meditation technique. i start challanging the bad thoughts and say to myself why? why think of these bad thoughts when there is so many wonderfull things i can think about? if its a real issue in your life, and its something that cant be delt with strait away, then you have to temporarily bury it. then trick the mind into thinking positively and in a forward and constructive way, by listening to motivating music, thinking about what you CAN do in life and what you cant, even something as simple as watching something you find really really funny, that has you in stiches everytime. or maybe think about a girl you like, nothing is more motivating than that trust me. its not lieing to yourself to help you become happier and more comftable in your own mind, you shouldnt have to suffer. you control your brain, your brain does not, and shouldnt control you. you really do, and as hard as it maybe, you really have to learn to turn your brain off. lay down in a comftble place, shut your eyes and immagine a light bulb shining really bright in your head, so bright its almost blinding you, (the bright light represents your thoughts and worrys) then you walk over to the switch on the wall, and turn that light off, and all you can see is darkness, and that represents all your thoughts and worrys being switched off in an instant. it does take some practice but it does work. and 1 of 2 things will happen when you master it, your either going to fall asleep, or be able to think in a really positive way because theres room for those thoughts now. i probably havent done this post justice with my explination, but hopefully you picked up the jist of it.

all i can say is welcome to the forums, nice profile picture.

arthur guinness always cheers me up lol.

can you talk him round? you,ve left it late but theres still time???

make sure you have eaten well, and are well hydrated before going out. dont stare at pepole, or look at them too long, this may intimidate others and may result in you being in an un wanted fight. no matter what your friends say, drink a pint of water after every 3 drinks. you still get a nice buzz, and you wont get a hangover dont be taken for a mug, if it was your round last round, and for some reason they have talked you into buying another round, either say no, its your round next. or leave immedietley and ditch those friends. keep your drink with you at all times, dont ever leave your drink unattended at any time. keep your eyes on it and if you do go to the toilet, or go outside, and leave your drink at a table, then throw it away strait away. if your drink has been spiked trust me, your going to know about it. have a durex handy, if your someone whos after a one nighter, then your going to want to be prepaired. but bear in mind, one night stands are more emotionally damaging than pepole think, espeshilly if your a female. eat at the end of the night, this prevents a hanover even further. if your a woman never flag down a taxi, you never know who that driver is, and its sad but men do go out in cars, stick a taxi sign on top and call themselves taxi drivers, just as a means to get young and vunrable women to do unthinkable things too. so book a taxi in advance or go to a registered taxi rank. dont walk down a baddly lit street, always have a means of transport to get home, or walk down a main road. if you do have to walk home, walk tall, look like you know were your going, and look strait ahead. and avoid any shady looking characters. if you find yourself in a situation where your in a club and someone wants to fight you, dont rise to the bait find a bouncer and get the guy chucked out. if you are in a situation were you are walking home and group, asks for your wallet, give them the wallet and cancel all debit cards, credit cards, etc as soon as possible. phones, wallets, watches can be replaced, you cant. thats my run down of how to look after yourself on a night out, as usual, do comment your thoughts and even your own imput. more than all of the points ive made, have fun and have a good night.

you all have my undivided attention now, i just got banned from the other forum, probably a good thing, i had multiple sock puppet accounts and just went on there to wind pepole up. (dont worry i have 1 account here, and this is like a home to me, i wouldnt do it to any of you) i wonder how they found out though? i coverd up my charaters well. i dont care anyway, its just more time for the pepole here that i care about.

its all about distracting your own mind, i,d even go as far as, 'tricking' your own mind. its not an easy skill to master but try and practice it. if something is troubling me, i tend to go into oppisite day land. i dont tend to reply after lancslad has posted because he usually covers my post and puts it in an easier to interprite way, and chucks in his own analysis, and usually covers the situation well, as im sure he will again after my post. the reason is im in my early 20,s and still have much to learn myself, altough i do tend to be in the right ball park with most things. also i can get quite baffled by large blocks of text, but thats not anybody elses fault but mine lol.

thanks tally, i quess your right. i tend to over analyilse to much, its my downfall.

last night i had this dream, we were driving to my nans funeral and i havent got changed yet, so i get to the place and said i,ll be back in a minute, im going to get changed. i open the door to the changing room and sitting right there is my nan. and she looked so vivid and clear like she was literally right there. ive had some dreams in my time, but this was so unbelivably life like, her face was so clear and she looked in high definition almost. i was like what are you doing here?! she didnt awnser, then she said some things and i couldnt quite make it out. she said ben (thats my real name) you dont have to be the strong one. and dont worry about messing up during your reading, i,ll forgive you and so will your familly. she said some other stuff but i couldnt quite make it out. then my sister came in and said ben are you changed yet? i turn round and my nan had vanished. my church friends will tell me its the devil disguised as my nan, trying to tempt me into beliving i actully saw my nan, and thus luring me in to his powers. after seeing that im a bit baffled as to what to belive, could it be the devils handy work? in my dream i could actully feel her right there like she was watching me, she knew i diddnt belive in ghosts so maybe she chose a less stressfull form for me to see her in, or maybe the devil chose a less stressfull way for me to see HIM in. what do you guys think?

he sounds like a real catch, lol. he sould see one of my venison stir frys, it would blow his mind!

doctors are a bit stupid sometimes, i rember once i was feeling a bit tight in the mid section, had a bit of trouble (if you know what i mean) and i was refrerd to a physatrist. wtf? lol i was expecting some ex lax or something.

not a easy question, has to be ren and stimpy i think.

hello both of you, if you ever need a 'sons eye view' on things, im usually very good at that. ive been a proffesinal son for nearly 22 years

i have a simular thought pattern to you, what helped me when the thoughts got to much was to find a quiet place away from the house, like a forest or a far away meadow, and just go back to basics, have a nice sit down and become one with nature almost. breathe in the fresh air, enjoy the quiet sound of nothing but birds tweeting and feeling a gentle breeze blowing. its amazing how the brain almost wrings dry all worry, and anger, in that quiet envronment. i usually come home a completley different man. its also key to rember in those quiet momnets that we are animals as well, so try to get into a really natural frame of mind, just think nice and simple, use your computer like brain to block out anything remotley complicated or troubling, flag it as spam and go back to a simple thought proccess and relax and listen to the silence. eventully you,ll hear your heart talking (not literally) and thats when you start to get the happy and warm thoughts and feelings. and the times when your ready to make big decisions, in a clear and decisive way, but your main concern is to relax.

unbeliveably awsome, smartest thing anyone has said round here for a while, thats what ive been saying all my life. welcome by the way.

get him!!!!!! :police: :police:

lol ive deliberatley made myself sound like a jerk

so impatient you cant even wait 2 seconds? i bet your dynamite in bed, are you in yet? yes! aahhhhhhhwahhah! done! damn that took to long!

when i was being a little ###### when i was a kid, my mum would just hug me really tight, not in a loving way but just to restrain me. i hated being hugged but this tactic always seemed to work.

oh and if your having a bad day, join me and darkshine in my longest topic attempt in the off topic forum, its a completely pointless topic, but we just try and out stupid each other really. good place to let off some steam.

well we will listen luke, to me you sound classic a-s. i laughed when you mentioned the lamp post thing, not because it was funny but because i had a crazy obsession with lamp posts and street lights when i was a kid. and i am fasinated by things like new tooth pastes as well, i rember when colgate brought out this tooth paste that had glitter in it, and i was like ooooo! i have to buy it! i told everyone but no one cared. oh well at least i appricieate things more.

posting here because i dont want to start a topic, since ive adjusted my profile to automaticly follow topics, i no longer get email alerts. why?