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I feel as rough as, im at work and have had to claim that i think i am coming down with the flu as i could not even bring myself to put makeup on this morning not a good look!! I cant bring myself to read back through last nights ramblings full of spelling mistakes and rubbish im thinking!!

Live in Northwood middlesex, about 15 min drive from wembley

so in tune lol hope the elastic band flickin stops soon R does it drives me crazy!!!! night hun x x x

im drunk and just sung a song in front of the mirror in the style of old Britney and i swaer i looked good there was even x2 of me........................... i am so going to feel bad in the mornin

increase (now it reallllly is bed time lol)

soz clare i mean my little man ryan! he has gone back to sleep thank godness!!! a leightweght myself also nowdays i have had tonight x2 bottles of beer x1 glass of wine since we have been home an i am tipsy /peed off i have gone wild and open a bottle of xmas cava lol so crazy i should be locked up i just hunted for my "secret stash" it has gone big word tommorrow!!! Going bed i think i need to................ x x x

tried to be quick witted and think of a song- not quick witted enough!! so just reach for them stars!!!!! an have a

and ur dream of benson will come true reach.....

I can count my true freinds on one hand... other people i know seem to think if you have 1100 people in ur email/my space / facebook then and only then are you populaur what a load of rubbish my mates have been there to see me cry laugh get fat get to skinny tell me i look like c**p, i have many ex - acquaintences who i thought were freinds unil i got to the point that i was fed up of having to be someone else to satisfy a so called mate, the point (sorrry long winded!) i am trying to make is you are you - your freinds accept you for you mine know i ramble on and always ask me for the short version but know i mean no harm and would do anything for them hope we can be mates!! x x x Lyn x x x

By the way watching this space!! hope to see many vodka/wine filled posts from u tommorrow to make up for mine hahah x

Soz claire didnt get ur reply before bid!! have not done but after post below if turns out to be true 20 Mayfair need to be shipped this way

oh same here lol thats why the secret (but not so now!) stash sounds so good!! My man has just got up and told me he feels funny im hoping i dont have to do a a&e run not tonight please 1st night out andgot a bit p***ed up in ages an my mr has a fit will look good in A&E wont it lol

I cant sleep first night of a propper drink in ages wish the feeling would last you know no worries want to laugh have fun trying to drag it on sorry to ramble and i havent even been around long enough to do this but since its the internet heh hum lol oh my god i must remember to delete this in the morning.......... someone please remind going to "look" at my secert fag stash now psss dont tell

why what did you think it was lol! to be honest there was a rather tasty man naked then they switched to a lady the flippin spoilsports!!!! not often u get a bit of male anatony fully there in the flesh on channel 4 but they are more than happy to show a bit of lady area lol

last year i mean to many glasses of wine think my bed is calling!!!

same here i always wanted to be a nurse but my ex husband would not allow it, was accepted ast year but could not afford to give up work one day...... this is my dream!!

human nature babe, I sat and took Ryans diagnosis reallty well as i knew as you did what was wrong i then went home and cryed for days sort of like all the unsureness and maybe im a bad mum was taken away, hopefuly things will now get as you have a diagnosis x x

i know but it is so hard lol chanel 4 is very bad really it is a ourtopsy on a dead body to show what ur inards are like im a bit of a weirdo and love stuff like this to warn u luv not for the faint hearted!!!!!!!x x lyn

happy birthday to ur daughter wish i was at that age again!!!!!!!! <'>

ello all cant sleep either ..... been out for a drink for the mother in laws b/d with OH who was such a moody S*d all night as he had had a bad day at work.... I am now very wound up so to relax i am watching chanel 4 as there is a naked man with a shaven nether area that makes me laugh a large glass of Merlo and even tho i gave up ciggis 3 weeks ago am very tempted to raid th spare fag stash that i have hid in the garage just to spite the misery

Sorry for any offence dumb blond that I am was meant to chop that bit off the end and I didnt.... It was the story that i liked and not the burrgh after it Sorry again!! Lyn

How true is this!!! Lyn x 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F **K U! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

A good freind of mine sent me this and i thought i would share it Lyn x Two Choices What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?' The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.' Then he told the following story: Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps. Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.' Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat. At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball. However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher. The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!' Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home. All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay' Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!' As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!' Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team. 'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'. Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day! AND NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate. The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces. If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.' So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process? A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

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Hi luv not been around much myself bit of a mad few weeks sure you will be ok <'> <'>