jomica Report post Posted August 11, 2005 Building up to our French holiday, this conversation took place in our house: Dad to J: J, do you know the French word for "yes"? J: (looks confused, shakes head) Dad: It's like going to the toilet (** I can't believe he said that **) J: Wee? Dad: Yes, "oui" J looks triumphant ..... Dad: Do you know the French word for "no"? J: (light bulb goes on, looks very triumphant) I think so .... Dad: What is it? J: (huge grin) "poo?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shell Report post Posted August 11, 2005 thats a good one when we went last year my steven was convinced that a dog was "la woof" and no one could change his mind. also has also made up his mind that if they eat snails that they must have real toads in holes i hope i never have to try it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fagsandbooze Report post Posted August 11, 2005 I'm in stitches, that is hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tylers-mum Report post Posted August 11, 2005 LOL. That's too funny!!! I had my son's ed psych report in the post today and he had asked my son what he would do if he found a purse or wallet on the floor. My son's reply was 'Put it in the bin, it's dirty'! Oops!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lil_me Report post Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) Brilliant, extremely logical, I think my son would say the same thing, will try him with that one tomorrow The worst thing I think I have ever said to my son was 'Wipe that look off your face' bless him he was so confused. All I could do was laugh at how stupid I had been in saying it. Edited August 11, 2005 by lil_me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fagsandbooze Report post Posted August 12, 2005 yesterday my youngest son age 6 said "mum I'm fragment" I said ""oh really thats nice dear" he said " yes, and it means I'm going to have a baby"!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tylers-mum Report post Posted August 12, 2005 yesterday my youngest son age 6 said "mum I'm fragment" I said ""oh really thats nice dear" he said " yes, and it means I'm going to have a baby"!! Aw bless!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suze Report post Posted August 12, 2005 .......great start to the day...thankyou. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elaine1 Report post Posted August 12, 2005 oh so funny, dont u love kids? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyProudfoot Report post Posted August 12, 2005 Hi, Martin (9) just told me that the man in his computer game "had a Golden Receiver" - a what? He mean't Golden Retriever! Bless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lsw146 Report post Posted August 12, 2005 my nt daughter keeps helping out her aunty with her baby son by getting the MUSLIMS for her to wipe his mouth!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
