smiley Report post Posted September 13, 2006 teaching 3rd years how to make shepherds pie and rice-crispie cakes... during s*x ed. class . Always a valuable life lesson, as is........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraMum Report post Posted September 14, 2006 the skill of a husband to arrive home at the precise moment his wife sits down for the first time that day. On the other hand ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted September 14, 2006 daddy long-legs are every where, they even managed to get inside the.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraMum Report post Posted September 14, 2006 core of my apple. It's a shame that Adam .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LKS Report post Posted September 14, 2006 preferred pears Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marshmallow Report post Posted September 14, 2006 more than doing tap dancing on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bagpuss Report post Posted September 14, 2006 the washing machine while delicately holding above his head a...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinky j Report post Posted September 14, 2006 small but deadly south american tree frog. sometimes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted September 14, 2006 I just accidently spill lemonade over my key board but at least I've never.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted September 14, 2006 spilled guinness over the girlfriend of an 'aussie rules' quarterback... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinky j Report post Posted September 14, 2006 could be fatal, especially if you offer to wipe it off with... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted September 14, 2006 her pet hamster, which would be.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraMum Report post Posted September 15, 2006 the quickest way. Use guinea pigs for .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted September 15, 2006 unravelling balls of wool. The bath water was bright purple with steam rising from the.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marshmallow Report post Posted September 15, 2006 next door neighbours garden gnome because Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathrynh Report post Posted September 15, 2006 unravelling balls of wool. The bath water was bright purple with steam rising from the.... the frog had eaten too much red cabbage so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted September 16, 2006 the frog had eaten too much red cabbage so was in need of a deep pressure massage. I often wonder if several small...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinky j Report post Posted September 16, 2006 pieces of giraffe would fit in my fridge better than an elephant but that would mean... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted September 17, 2006 removing the rhinocerous casserole which I was saving especially for.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinky j Report post Posted September 17, 2006 the queen when she comes for tea! it doesn't happen often but.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraMum Report post Posted September 17, 2006 the queen when she comes for tea! it doesn't happen often but.... when she does we fly our parrot upside down so that ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
something vague Report post Posted September 17, 2006 when she does we fly our parrot upside down so that ... it doesn't s**t on her. However our bunny rabbit loves to....... (Ooooh I hope I dont get into trouble ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathrynh Report post Posted September 17, 2006 run round the garden chasing mice which Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinky j Report post Posted September 17, 2006 have teeny tiny tinfoil breastplates and lollypop stick swords, apart from the girls who have lacy tutus and... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
something vague Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Dr Martin boots. Meanwhile in a secret cave a horrible, unearthly, smelly..................... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites