TheNeil Report post Posted March 20, 2009 ...obviously Sir David Frost in a dress!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 20, 2009 No!!! I yelled, all my life I`v been mistaken for him, just drive and take me to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 20, 2009 Morris Park Avenue! at last i'm free, how dare they say I look like him, after everything i've done to make myself look good today.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 20, 2009 ..... Liposuction, lippie and designer labels .... what more could a girl have done? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb1964 Report post Posted March 20, 2009 Kicking myself really hard I realised I'd left James behind - my one chance and I'd blown it. Staring out of the window I started to sob quietly - what a....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) jaw droppingly idiotic thing to do. My leg really hurt now. Putting a cold compress on it, I picked myself up, dusted myself down, and .... Edited March 20, 2009 by pearl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 21, 2009 immediately fell down a coal chute. Who was it who kept leaving these things lying around? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 21, 2009 How very annoying, I thought to myself. I now have matching bruises on the rest of my limbs and look like I've just done a shift in an open cast mine. Not the look I was aiming for. Now, I always ask myself on these occasions - what would the Queen do in this situation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Grab a gin, put her feet up on a couple of corgis and settle down in the drawing room to watch repeats of Big Brother. At least, that's what she was doing the last time I called round. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Formulating a 'Royal' plan I quickly started looking for a golden carriage so that I could half-heartedly wave at common people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Eventually I tracked one down on amazon, now the question was... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Delivery! and how much it would cost, ohhhhh... what does it matter i have the money, at least i can wave at the..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Crowds!!! hope they dont get too near though, peasants and vagabonds every one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 21, 2009 'Ban the general public!' was the obvious solution but it'd never work in practice, firstly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Appoint someone to deal with this matter,I have more important issues to attend to like... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 21, 2009 ... beheading some of my more distant relatives. There's a credit crunch on & I can't afford to support them any longer. This could however prove a little difficult, because .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Currently have my arms in plaster, and can't even scratch my... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 21, 2009 .... diamond tiara. I shall have to delegate this onerous task, I thought wearily, now who is up to the job? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Elton John, of course - I'll give him a call, he owes me one after that time I... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 21, 2009 Filmed his wedding for him at short notice, i might add. Boy that was a day to remember, especially when... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 21, 2009 George Michael came up to me & said, there are too many Queens at this wedding! One of us will have to go, it wouldn't do to outshine the groom & groom. Good point, I replied, how shall we decide? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 22, 2009 Handed over the camera to george, and said look george! i can't deal with this drama at the mo, this queen is out of  here, where's my tiara? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 22, 2009 I believe that man in the pink catsuit has just made off with it! shouted George. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 22, 2009 Jabbing a finger in Elton's direction, George explained that the man in the pink cat suit could be none other than... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 22, 2009 .... Keith Carradine! Having taken Kung Fu lessons from his brother David, he escaped in a series of graceful, cat-like moves, felled 6 security guards simply by giving them a hard stare, & was soon a small pink dot in the distance. The Queen and George were in hot pursuit, when ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 22, 2009 looking like they might catch up with keith in the pink cat suit, the queens crown fell off and smashed, george began to  cry, only because he never got a chance to try it on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 22, 2009 Michael!!! Said the Queen, sternly. Pull yourself together! This isnt the spirit that lost One One's Empire! We need wire, superglue & sticky back plastic. Do you have some in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see One? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 22, 2009 Let me see he said delving into his pocket, err no, sorry, but I do have a card with the address of a very good... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 23, 2009 karate school", his eyes misting over at the thought of those halcyon days of yesteryear. Oh the happy hours he'd spent kicking Lionel Blair in the... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 23, 2009 (edited) January sales, when he had got in his way when they both spotted the last remaining pink seaquined leotard, ah well at least he could... Edited March 23, 2009 by Enid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 23, 2009 Last three post are wrong,me thinks next one should have begun with the letter N Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 23, 2009 Nastily, ol' Queenie elbowed George in the ribs. 'Oi! Pay attention, you silly man, that dastardly chap is making off with the royal camcorder!!!'....."Give over, luv!" huffed George, "You're no more a royal than I am an........" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 24, 2009 "organic handbag farmer". No time to be insulted though, there was a camcorder to retrieve so, drawing himself up to his full 3'2" height, George... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 24, 2009 Punched the air, and said "that's it, i give up, let's go back to the party and get drunk queenie, me think's the camcorder is gone for good" and with that qweenie and george looped arms and started to walk back through.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 24, 2009 quintessential english suburbanside! Suddenly, George grasped Queenie's arm in utter astonishment. 'What the deuce do you think you are doing, Mr Panayatato...Panantolo...Pananananan....George?' she squealed, regally. 'I don't believe it! I may well be on the edge of heaven! Across the road, look, is it? could it really be? It is, it's Club Tropicana!!!' 'Don't be such a blithering idiot!!!' huffed Queenie, waspishly, 'Its not a cheap 90's set, it's a.....................' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 25, 2009 "reality TV show being filmed. Look, I can see Brian off of Big Brother! Brian! Brian! BRI-AN!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 25, 2009 Stone the crows! Said Brian, a veritable trio of Queenettes! Let me just finish this scene & I'll take you for a drink somewhere. Any particular preferences? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 25, 2009 There could only be one possible outcome and as soon as Brian turned his back, the Queenettes were upon him, tiaras flying left right and centre. Truly it was a sad day for reality TV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 25, 2009 unless of course they could sell the pictures to O@ and Hell@@ magazine and earn shedloads of money!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb1964 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 'Victory is mine' he shouted........ Â Â Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
