Teresa Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Hi all the beginning of the next sentence should start with the next letter of the alphabet you can also start backwards once it reaches Z. Ist sentence to start off. A funny thing happened today... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Because I forgot to set the alarm clock! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 15, 2009 can't remember everthing lol anyway... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted March 15, 2009 dont listen to a word i say ...................... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Everything is a lie... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frogslegs Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Do you know what you are talking about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 15, 2009 First of all, a strange, heavyset figure approached me as I entered the underground station, on my way to work....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Give us a kiss, he said .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) "Heck, no!!!" quoth I, and I readied my handbag for a hefty swing at his advancing (and nauseatingly smelly) frame, when suddenly........ Edited March 15, 2009 by pookie170 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 15, 2009 I spotted him, striding towards me, tall and devastatingly good looking as ever, cutting a fine figure in his white suit, none other than... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 15, 2009 JAMES NESBITT!!!!! Do yous need ony help? He said .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 15, 2009 Kiss me i said, I think I may be dreaming!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Leaning over towards him I pulled on his string vest, the smell of his aftershave was very overwhelming...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Mmmmmmm I said, thats alluring LOL Enid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Noticing a tidal wave of papparazzi and fangirls bearing down upon us, I grabbed his arm and we dived through the rapidly closing doors of the train, only to find... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 16, 2009 Our ticket was out of date!!! As the ticket inspector made his way towards us I decided to... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 pinch 2 tickets from the man in front of us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 17, 2009 (queer bloke - seemed to be obsessed with reading train times and doing Jimmy Durante impressions) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sadie Report post Posted March 17, 2009 reaching inside his trouser pocket he started....something was missing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 17, 2009 "Sacre bleu!" he cried "mes l�gumes de pantalon sont soumis aux attaques!". Tricky lot, the French. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 17, 2009 Thankfully, nobody understood him and tutting in mild disapproval at this very un-English display of emotion, the passengers ignored his frantic cries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 17, 2009 Useless as the Frenchman would normally have been, in this case he provided to be the perfect distraction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 17, 2009 Victorious that our distraction techique had worked, we moved quickly towards the door as the train slowed down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 17, 2009 Whistling as it ground to a halt at the platform... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 17, 2009 (The) Xenophobic passengers alighted on the platform, only to be met by ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 17, 2009 Yobs demonstrating on the platform... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted March 17, 2009 "Zut Alors!!" Said the weird french guy. "Ah am vairy glad I let zose Eenglish peeps get off first! See what a kicking zey are getting, mwuhahahaha!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 17, 2009 "Yippeekiyay[rest of phrase removed but if you've seen Die Hard you'll be able to fill in the blank]!" I screamed as I leapt into the fray... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 17, 2009 X-rays needed... feels like I've broken a leg, oh my poor head... What happenend to me nurse? you need to rest go back to sleep the ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 18, 2009 wierd looking doctor said as he held up a large sryinge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 18, 2009 'Vot end is it zat I shtick in your buttock?' he asked me as he raised the hypodermic ready to strike...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Up your ass!" I cried as I leapt from the bed, throwing the sheets over his head and making a break for freedom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 19, 2009 tumbling off the bed in my haste I picked myself up and raced towards the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Sliding the last few feet as the door slammed shut, my heart was racing and the adrenaline flowing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonj186 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 under my breath i cursed that doctor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresa Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Vacant.... that's how felt, why can't i remember anything? boy i feel rough... Taxi ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enid Report post Posted March 19, 2009 We are supposed to be going backwards with the alphabet!!!!! Enid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dapperma Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Remember, how can I remember when I forgot I was suppose to be going to ..... remember -- we are going backwards (Q is next) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) "Up your ass!" I cried as I leapt from the bed, throwing the sheets over his head and making a break for freedom. Queasily, I fought off the bout of nausea and amnesia brought about by my recent blow to the head and I yoinked the door of a nearby cab open and hopped in, backless robe fluttering and rosy cheeks winking in the sunlight...then the gruff cabbie turned and growled at me, "Oi, mate, you can't......." Edited March 19, 2009 by pookie170 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted March 19, 2009 ...puke in my cab, hoppit before I...hang on a minute!" he cried triumphantly "I've seen you before, I know who you are, you're.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
