oracle Report post Posted February 20, 2006 (edited) deleted Edited November 3, 2006 by oracle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brook Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Bless her. But I couldn't help doing some of this when I read your post Carole. Brook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pepper Report post Posted February 20, 2006 OMG! classssssssssic if i wasnt wimpering from pain from knees ( i sit sideways on puter chair and am a twisted old goat - physically LOL) i am laughing - cracking funny tale !! best bit is ur mam pointing out - u were SO TELLING all ur mates hehehe xx pep Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hallyscomet Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Hi Carole <'> [/b]:And I hope that they think that the birds will realise that they are not allowed to fly in there because they have taped it off!' ohhh, she's a comedian Hailey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justamom Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Thats classic!!!! Nice one Carole's mum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suze Report post Posted February 20, 2006 ..............you,d be surprised how intelligent birds are........we have already trained jo jo the budgie to walk through the tray of disinfectant ever mornig after her quick fly and exercise in the front garden.She of course will wear her full- feather protection outfit when the flu hits our shores Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oracle Report post Posted February 20, 2006 Matthew is already explaining to his Guniea Pigs that they will not be eating alfresco this year unless a miracle happens. He has pointed out to them that bird poop may well be hidden on the lawn and should they eat any of that grass ......... He has not gone into any further detail for fear of traumatisng them However he also wants his eldest brother to quit work as a Call Centre Manager because he is always coming home ill (he is actually it's worse than if Matthew was bringing in everything going at school) They call it Call Centre Flu up here and Matthew is convinced that he will be No 1 in the list to catch Bird Flu. Then there is the fact that birds nest in our eves. Now while he does not want them all shot at dawn - well not quite yet - he does want to make it impossible for them to nest. I bet that there are many of us who are not laughing at the prospect of Bird Flu and it will have little to do with the illness Carole PS Mum is OK that we all managed a at her expense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Flora Report post Posted February 20, 2006 So tell me, how DO they explain to the birds not to fly over the tape?? Lauren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyProudfoot Report post Posted February 20, 2006 They send them all a note by pigeon post ...............?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richt Report post Posted February 26, 2006 Seriously, I was walking by a lake this week and her 18 month old was feeding the ducks, I was on hyper alert incase any sneezed (Like the baby Mallard on the Hovis ad) It's funny, but not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sylv Report post Posted February 26, 2006 Oh Carole that really was funny to your Mum's expense. Love, SylvXXX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phasmid Report post Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) So tell me, how DO they explain to the birds not to fly over the tape?? Lauren They have sentry seagulls on patrol. When they encounter an attempt to enter the eggsclusion zone they stop them and eggsplain the situation V- E- R- Y S- L -O -W -L -Y - in pidgen French Edited February 26, 2006 by phasmid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hallyscomet Report post Posted February 27, 2006 Eggs again, please don't get Phasmid started, I begg you I begg you. Eggtremely bad moove H. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraMum Report post Posted February 27, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niki Report post Posted February 27, 2006 Quality! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites