ellisisamazing Report post Posted August 5, 2007 Earlier today I went to the shop with my three year old NT (today!) daughter to get some milk. We went in and I got the milk from the chiller, went to pay and my daughter piped up...."I need a bag of PORN please, Mummy!!!!!" I almost wet myself with fright/shock/horror, I was totally unaware how she would be aware of the P word! She then turned around and ran off towards the crisps section and then came back and handed me a large bag of Butterkist POPCORN!!!! The shopkeeper and all the customers were practically rolling about laughing, whilst I took a massive sigh of relief!! I beat a very hasty exit to the sound of the shop chortling with hilarity! Kids eh?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hev Report post Posted August 5, 2007 they do make you laugh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
summertime Report post Posted August 5, 2007 :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisisamazing Report post Posted August 5, 2007 She looks so angelic now she's asleep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
V1971 Report post Posted August 5, 2007 Oh my...hahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forbsay Report post Posted August 5, 2007 that is really funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted August 5, 2007 (edited) Happy birthday Ro! Edited August 5, 2007 by pearl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisisamazing Report post Posted August 5, 2007 Thanks Pearl! I am still laughing now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krystaltps Report post Posted August 5, 2007 Ha ha! Love it . My friend, who teaches infants had a similar one in a child's news book - she went to the cinema with mum and dad and they had porn-cops. I think that must be the vice squad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisisamazing Report post Posted August 5, 2007 (edited) Ha ha! Love it . My friend, who teaches infants had a similar one in a child's news book - she went to the cinema with mum and dad and they had porn-cops. I think that must be the vice squad? Love that! Edited August 5, 2007 by ellisisamazing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alyth_mum Report post Posted August 7, 2007 Louise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kazzer Report post Posted August 7, 2007 Brillant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisisamazing Report post Posted August 8, 2007 I have visited the same shop again on Monday and again yesterday, and both times the shopkeeper has told the customers in store at the time the story again to much merriment!!! I am seriously thinking of charging copyright or something, this is good dining out material!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
