hev Report post Posted May 20, 2008 my idea of humour is very simple and i heard this joke today and i started laughing hysterical in the playground and its quite a posh school k goes to,oh yes i do mix in posh circles now and then(mostly when im with smiley cos her voice is just soooo posh)anyway these mothers down the school just looked at me like i was mad and that made me laugh even louder right heres the joke and its an old one so you prob heard it what do you call a lady with eggs and bacon on her head? kath i think thats so good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted May 20, 2008 what do you call a lady with eggs and bacon on her head? kath i think thats so good explanation please? Is Kath supposed to sound like Caf�? Or is it one of those jokes that are funny cause it's not funny? My favourite one at the moment: A skeleton walks up to the bar. "I'll have a pint or beer and a mop, please" he says Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hev Report post Posted May 20, 2008 no mumble its funny cos it is funny not cos its meant to be funny and i just do not find your joke funny at all mumble whether its meant to be funny or not funny what have you got to say to that then mrs mumble? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted May 20, 2008 what have you got to say to that then mrs mumble? Erm, sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted May 20, 2008 Well they both made me laugh so give yourselves a pat on the back. Two elephants jump off a cliff. Boom boom! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soraya Report post Posted May 20, 2008 Hev, am l thick cause l dont get it!!!!!!!! I get mumbles joke though Please explain!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted May 20, 2008 It's in the pronounciation of the name 'Kath' - 'Kaff' - 'Caff' for 'cafe'. Sigh...do pay attention at the back there! Boho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bard Report post Posted May 20, 2008 (edited) OK, you posted much faster than me bid! Wew, I fink it as to be sed in estury English... She's called caff. So you was rite mumble. It's very hard to get children to spell in English, many of mine are happy using wiv sumfink er uvr and numerous other variations. At least as it's phonetic, I can often work out the meaning. But I also have a boy who spells with a Trinidadian accent, and that can be trickier! And just in case anyone takes offense, the ones who speak posh in my class spell parst, farst and can't discriminate between our and are. Edited May 20, 2008 by Bard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bard Report post Posted May 20, 2008 no mumble its funny cos it is funny not cos its meant to be funny and i just do not find your joke funny at all mumble whether its meant to be funny or not funny what have you got to say to that then mrs mumble? Do you need some chocolate hev? or a hug? <'> Or a drink? Or a chocolate beer served by a Chippendale? Or Baddad in his Tony Soprano mode to send Steve's dad a horse's head? What would cheer you up the most? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted May 20, 2008 Well done you lot. I am passing your jokes onto my eldest, who has decided to try being a comedian for his school talent show! Any other contributions gratefully accepted, as I am fresh out of jokes.....ones that you can tell children at any rate, hyuk hyuk!! Esther x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted May 20, 2008 Posh - moi??? Whatever do you mean darrrlllliiinnnggggg Great jokes - made me giggle. <'> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bagpuss Report post Posted May 21, 2008 I can't post Mine are all filthy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loobylou2 Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted May 21, 2008 I can't post Mine are all filthy Excellent! Text / PM / Email / Facebook............. away girl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bagpuss Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Smiley, I couldn't possibly corrupt you....your mind must stay pure for Yoga Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Mind is plenty pure enough.....(and if you believe that......... )..... corrupt me already! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hev Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Erm, sorry. no need to say sorry to me mumble <'> i read your post and took it the wrong way and for that im sorry,not your fault im stressed at the mo at all and today when im calmer about things i thought hev that reply you put to mumble was a bit much!! and i did actually laugh at your joke and to say i didnt find it funny was immature anyway if in future im in a bad mood i will stick to bighead bashing,i dont regret what i say to him the next day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted May 21, 2008 anyway if in future im in a bad mood i will stick to bighead bashing,i dont regret what i say to him the next day And to think I stuck up for you the other day... Smiley said you weren't fit to associate with pigs and I said you were... Dunno why I bovver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted May 21, 2008 the jokes i know i also cannot post on here or i maybe barred lol lol love donnaxxxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kazzen161 Report post Posted May 21, 2008 I heard one the other day: Knock knock. Who's there? I've done up. I've done up who? (You need to read it aloud to get it!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted May 21, 2008 I heard one the other day: Knock knock. Who's there? I've done up. I've done up who? (You need to read it aloud to get it!) Off now to tell it to my son! K x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gothschild Report post Posted May 21, 2008 Havent got a joke, but J likes this funny rhyme- Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb, but never seen her bare! and this one- Little dog busy street Motor car sausagemeat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mossgrove Report post Posted May 30, 2008 There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk. One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident. The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dooday24 Report post Posted May 30, 2008 lol that did make me laugh mosgrove thanx love donnaxxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hev Report post Posted May 30, 2008 my joke of the day is baddads a moderator whoever thought of that was having a laugh,no one can top that joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
