TheNeil Report post Posted December 15, 2008 15. A Wise Man The cast of Crossroads (including the ghost of the dead Scottish chef and the ginger woman) being fed into an industrial mincing machine while Clive Dunn leads a thousand primary school children in a rousing chorus of Grandma We Love You directed towards David Tennant sat in a deckchair. It's quite amazing the detail that they've managed to squeeze into a piece of chocolate the size of a postage stamp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 15, 2008 15. A Wise Man The cast of Crossroads (including the ghost of the dead Scottish chef and the ginger woman) being fed into an industrial mincing machine while Clive Dunn leads a thousand primary school children in a rousing chorus of Grandma We Love You directed towards David Tennant sat in a deckchair. It's quite amazing the detail that they've managed to squeeze into a piece of chocolate the size of a postage stamp Well that's the magic of Christmas for you! 15.. a badger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 15, 2008 Well that's the magic of Christmas for you! Yep, you're probably right - none of that 'religion' stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 15, 2008 15. A little girl stuffing her face with cake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mumble Report post Posted December 15, 2008 15. A little girl stuffing her face with cake. It's not me I'm not little :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 16, 2008 16. An Angel (or a woman carrying two pails of milk - it's difficult to tell) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 16, 2008 16. A bald bloke in a nightshirt stargazing through a telescope. Or could be a pervert spying on the neighbours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 16, 2008 16...a baby badger....isn't ours sickeningly wholesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikemad Report post Posted December 16, 2008 16. Xmas Pud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 17, 2008 17. A Sleigh Martin Kemp, whacked out on two fingered crispy wafer bars of chocolate, ram raiding a supermarket in search of cereal for his pregnant wife Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 17, 2008 17. The star of Bethlehem. It has now become apparent that that is what the bloke in the nightshirt is looking at through his telescope, so I hope he & his family will accept my profuse apologies for suggesting he was a pervert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 17, 2008 17. The star of Bethlehem. It has now become apparent that that is what the bloke in the nightshirt is looking at through his telescope, so I hope he & his family will accept my profuse apologies for suggesting he was a pervert. Maybe looking at stars gets him <ahem> 'excited' and he actually is a pervert Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 17, 2008 17....a parsnip, a carrot and two mice......mouse stew anyone? A x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NobbyNobbs Report post Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) 17 - a pair of ###### and some nuts blue ###### eating peanuts... very random edit... huh! how on earth am i meant to say what is in the advent calendar if they blank it out!... small blue and yellow birds common in british gardens doesn't quite have the same ring Edited December 18, 2008 by NobbyNobbs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Report post Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) I agree it's a lot of fuss to make over a pair of t_ts*, but that's the forum filter for you. (*the feathered kind - before everyone rushes off to buy a version of Nobby's calendar ) K x Edited December 18, 2008 by Kathryn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted December 18, 2008 I can't believe I actually look each day to see what you all have in your advent calendars!! I need to get out more! Boho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikemad Report post Posted December 18, 2008 Lol my ds said the same he cant beleive we are posting whats in the advent calender each day...his words were' And people think im odd!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 18, 2008 17. Mick Hucknall a small red headed boy singing carols. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 18, 2008 18. Holly (of the prickly, red berry kind as opposed to the 'Valance' or 'Buddy' kind) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 18, 2008 Lol my ds said the same he cant beleive we are posting whats in the advent calender each day...his words were' And people think im odd!!!' Your lad obviously doesn't realise what kind of place this is then Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barefoot wend Report post Posted December 18, 2008 I love this thread. Today we had : Calendar 1 - three Christmas stockings Calandar 2 - a house with snow falling Calendar 3 - I think it's a birdhouse with snow on Calendar 4 - a turkey looking cross Glad that none of them requires censoring! Barefoot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 18, 2008 17 - a pair of ###### and some nuts blue ###### eating peanuts... very random edit... huh! how on earth am i meant to say what is in the advent calendar if they blank it out!... small blue and yellow birds common in british gardens doesn't quite have the same ring TBH I think it's funnier with the #'s - my twisted mind has put all sorts of rude words in there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 18, 2008 18...a tree stump and plants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 19, 2008 19. A Lamp (although I did struggle as it could have been a speed bump...but that didn't seem quite as 'festive') Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 19, 2008 19. An elephant on the horizon. Part of the Wise Men's entourage. I wasn't expecting that. I probs should have explained before, its like a Medieval nativity scene this year, most of the windows are indeed windows of the little houses, with a few in the sky or outside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 19, 2008 19...a tree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 20, 2008 20. A Stable (with what I guess is a crib, some wise men and a donkey in it. It's very difficult to tell when rendered in the medium of 'tiny chocolate') Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 20, 2008 20. A small nekkid cherub sitting on a christmas present. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 20, 2008 20...fox cubs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 20, 2008 20. A small nekkid cherub sitting on a christmas present. I hope he doesn't have an 'accident' or someone is going to get soggy socks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 20, 2008 I hope he doesn't have an 'accident' or someone is going to get soggy socks Christmas just isn't Christmas unless Dettol is involved at some point, Neil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 20, 2008 Christmas just isn't Christmas unless Dettol is involved at some point, Neil That must be where I've been going wrong all of these years Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted December 21, 2008 21....mother (or father, not looking that closely!) fox. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 21, 2008 21. A Snowman. Sadly it must have been too warm as he's 'melted' and I can't find him anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 21, 2008 21. A small girl in stripy tights, standing on a box and: i) playing a clarinet ii) sucking a stick of rock or iii) about to commit hari kiri with a samurai sword. As she's stood right next to Mick Hucknall my money's on iii) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 21, 2008 21. A small girl in stripy tights, standing on a box and: i) playing a clarinet ii) sucking a stick of rock or iii) about to commit hari kiri with a samurai sword. As she's stood right next to Mick Hucknall my money's on iii) I'd go for iii) too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 22, 2008 22. A Present A small child scraping the last bits chutney out of a discarded glass jar (possibly mango, it's difficult to tell via the medium of chocolate) while his father, unemployed and overweight, taps away on a laptop, ignorant to the poor child's plight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 22, 2008 Poor, poor boy 22. An old man bending down to pick up a large present someone has left on his doorstep, aaaaah. For those of us over 45, he looks like Mr Pastry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted December 22, 2008 For those of us over 45, he looks like Mr Pastry. And to anybody who watched Charlie Brooker's ScreenWipe last Tuesday on BBC4 'tis true, Mr Pastry was observed feeding pigs (I'm guessing that this is representative of the 'fun' that viewers could have with Mr Pastry. Curse my luck for not being born 30 years earlier) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted December 22, 2008 What we watched before colour TV Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
