billabong Report post Posted February 6, 2009 The person above almost caused a nuclear explosion by splitting an infinitive too close to the bone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 6, 2009 The person above once had her teeth replaced with sweetcorn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warrenpenalver Report post Posted February 6, 2009 The person above had his "certificate of sanity" revoked last week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 6, 2009 The person above had his "certificate of sanity" revoked last week Sorry Warren but you're wrong...I never had one  The person above once ran around Kidderminster wearing nothing but a white sheet and a pair of bagels cellotaped to his head screaming "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 6, 2009 The person above once met the queen when she visited the nearby community centre opening, and surprised her by knighting her with a leafy bunch of celery....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 7, 2009 The person above believes that mice play 'mini snooker' using frozen peas and breadsticks for cues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
**Mia Report post Posted February 7, 2009 The person above is Paris Hilton's brother Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 7, 2009 The person above is Paris Hilton's 'Best British Friend' () Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonj186 Report post Posted February 7, 2009 the person above's imaginary best friend is papa smurf. Â Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 7, 2009 The person above grew up believing that TV was actually a tiny stage in a box and the actors were teeny tiny people who climbed out of the back of the set. Even now she has to check round the back every so often Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted February 8, 2009 The person above thought The Flintstones was a factual account of the Stone Age, and wonders why archaeologists have never found Fred & Barney's car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 8, 2009 The person above thought The Flintstones was a factual account of the Stone Age, and wonders why archaeologists have never found Fred & Barney's car. Why haven't they? Surely there must have been millions of them produced and are you seriously telling me that Tony Robinson and his Time Team haven't found one yet? Â The person above auditioned for the role of R2-D2, turning up at the studio in a metal dustbin with a budgie sat on her hand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stella63 Report post Posted February 8, 2009 The person above believed that their imaginery childhood friend, Paris Hilton, was infact a reincarnation of an archaelogist called Betty Rubble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 8, 2009 The person above has a most amusing party trick that involves some very attractively(and happily!!) placed feathers, a blowpipe and a balloon, and you should see the other partygoers' faces when she finishes with a triumphant 'DA-DAAA!!'....... Â Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 8, 2009 The person above once phoned up a call centre, got confused with the 'Press 1 for...' system, pressed buttons at random and ended up ordering the entire back catalogue from QVC* Â Â Â Â Â *Other cheap tat, over-priced shopping networks are available Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 9, 2009 The person above is actually the Easter Bunny's arch nemesis, Foxy-Loxy......he just hides it well........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 10, 2009 The person above sometimes stands in shop windows pretending to be a mannequin...then shouts 'boo' to scare people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 (Oh, how I should like to try that one for real!!!!) Â Â The person above ALWAYS wears a white dress to any weddings he attends, just to irritate the bride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 11, 2009 The person above is employed by one of the leading supermarkets to make the 'beep' noise used at checkouts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted February 12, 2009 The person above has started a new religion based on the possible divinity of Kevin McCloud, & is currently constructing a shrine to him in his boxroom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) .....whilst The person above currently worships a small and wrinkled bean that she keeps tucked in her handbag!!! Edited February 12, 2009 by pookie170 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 12, 2009 The person above spends hours wondering why peanuts don't have legs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 13, 2009 The person above licks the jam out the dodgers in the office biscuit tin, then he PUTS THEM BACK!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above licks the jam out the dodgers in the office biscuit tin, then he PUTS THEM BACK!!!! You say that like it's a bad thing  The person above once tried to vacuum her front room using a lawnmower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
call me jaded Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above broke my glasses  Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above broke my glasses Yeah, sorry about that. I honestly thought that the cellotape would hold  The person above auditioned for the role of Godot in Waiting For Godot but went to the wrong audition and ended up being cast as 'Little Orphan Annie' instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookie170 Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above has a special pot, for keeping the fluff he howks out his bellybutton!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above has a special pot, for keeping the fluff he howks out his bellybutton!! It makes good duvet stuffing  The person above has failed her driving test 184 times (on three of those times, before she even reached the car) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Report post Posted February 14, 2009 The person above has failed her driving test 184 times (on three of those times, before she even reached the car)  No, that would be me  The person above harbours a secret passion for Deirdre Barlow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted February 15, 2009 The person above walked into a pub and asked for a pair of glasses. When her husband later found her drunk, she claimed she thought it was optician's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
