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The true challenge would be to find a chocolate variety that I hadn't eaten at some point in my life.

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Guest Lya of the Nox

i wnet shopping today and found "wispa" bars lol

not seen them for ages

x

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i wnet shopping today and found "wispa" bars lol

not seen them for ages

x

 

 

Great minds think alike...... I was just about to say that, I saw them and was very tempted ! yum yum

 

Clare x

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and I'm really happy 'cos I found a clip on youtube from Captain Beaky...any one remember him?

 

I remember, I remember!

Is that something I should be shouting about tho???

 

Well done Bard, have a :cheers::drunk:

 

Glad you didn't come up with the version we used to sing as kids!

Edited by Devon mum

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And this is one my Hubby says "what d'ya think?"

 

http://www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/heyhey16k.swf

Edited by Devon mum

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We're a bit lost in time in my house.

Got lutes and renaissance recorders hanging on the walls, a clarsach in the bedroom and numerous books in ancient languages, including some very rude Greek and Roman poems.

B has pieces-of-eight, Victorian pennies and sesterces in a box under his bed. Sadly only the pennies are authentic. His WW2 helmet is an original.

The icecream tubs on the kitchen window sill are crammed with Roman roof tile fragments ( you can ask Mumble why!) and the herbs are in Athenian red figure pots (painted by OH)

And any time you want to borrow a quill, just say the word.

 

OK, someone has to ask.... wots a clarsach? Can you buy them at Ann Summers? :lol:

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OK, someone has to ask.... wots a clarsach? Can you buy them at Ann Summers? :lol:

 

Well, I often use it to entertain myself whilst OH is in the garage woodcarving, or developing photos instead of coming to bed.

The problem is that we make such a loud noise, me and my clarsach, that I'm worried that I might wake the children. :o

OH prefers not to be within earshot. :whistle:

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:lol:

 

In the 70s, I had long black hair that I could sit on, and a dreadful tartan kilt.

Sadly, I wasn't allowed a skean duh.

 

Now I look more like one of the Three from Macbeth, but yes, I do have a clarsach with 34 strings.

And with the noise that I make, you could well believe that it was strung with real catgut!

OH is a musician, hence the lurking in the garage.

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:lol:

 

In the 70s, I had long black hair that I could sit on, and a dreadful tartan kilt.

Sadly, I wasn't allowed a skean duh.

 

Now I look more like one of the Three from Macbeth, but yes, I do have a clarsach with 34 strings.

And with the noise that I make, you could well believe that it was strung with real catgut!

OH is a musician, hence the lurking in the garage.

*sighs*

skean duh?

You are doing this on purpose arent you? :lol:

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Is you dissin' my heritage?

Well is you?

 

MIL at my wedding, watching 6 uncles, my dad and brother as part of an eightsome reel. All with kilts, some with underwear.

'What's making their socks all lumpy?'

'They've all got skean duhs in their socks'

'What's that?'

'A seven inch dagger which is also a throwing knife'

'WHAT!!! Why have they got them in their socks?'

' A Scotsman should never be without a weapon, just in case he meets an Englishman.'

 

That's what my dad taught me. :lol:

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I know, shocking how some men have fallen from grace and failed to keep traditions going.

Do you remember 'Carry on up the Kyber' and the Devils in Skirts?

Edited by Bard

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Does anyone remember coffee Flavoured Walnut Whips?

 

Used to be my favourite extra special treat, cos they were more than my pocket money!

YUM!

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any of the girlies here remember Pippa dolls? sort of petite dolls with long hair and pointy boobs :unsure: They used to bend in the middle and after a while their backs would become double jointed and the would end up with the back of their head on the back of their knees :lol:

 

Also, was it just me or did anyone else used to eat sugar on bread?? thick white bread, spread with butter then sprinkled with sugar???

 

flozza

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Also, was it just me or did anyone else used to eat sugar on bread?? thick white bread, spread with butter then sprinkled with sugar???

 

flozza

 

we had them too..we used to make them into sandwiches and call them sugar butties!

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I'm saying NOTHING.... :whistle::whistle:

 

:shame:

 

The hair on my head was a yard long.

Ooo err, you are a one Baddad.

You're going to give pearl a fit of the vapours if you carry on like that.

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Also, was it just me or did anyone else used to eat sugar on bread?? thick white bread, spread with butter then sprinkled with sugar???

 

flozza

 

 

Hmmmm.... now you OBVIOUSLY missed the reference in paragraph six of:

 

http://www.asd-forum.org.uk/forum/index.ph...st&p=174077

 

Now, go back to the begining and read it properly - Pay Attention! And no slacking! :devil::lol:

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:shame:

 

The hair on my head was a yard long.

Ooo err, you are a one Baddad.

You're going to give pearl a fit of the vapours if you carry on like that.

 

not me, I'm dead innocent me, I have NO idea what he means... :whistle:

To the pure all things are pure :angelsmiley:

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Also, was it just me or did anyone else used to eat sugar on bread?? thick white bread, spread with butter then sprinkled with sugar???

 

Don't forget about bread and dripping! Delicious and nutritious. :sick:

 

~ Mel ~

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Eh by Gum, that teks me back!

One of my Grandad's favourites that!

And thee meks toast w'a fork in frunt t' fire.

Happy days.

He died at 89, on 20 ciggies a day and full Yorkshire breakfast every morning.

I'm sure he'd have made it to 90 if he'd cut out the whisky.

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The smell of fresh mint, & just picked tomatoes catapults me back to childhood in my Nana & Grandads garden.

 

And when I was going through my Good Life phase in my 20s, I made ginger beer. And as soon as I tasted it, I realised that was what my Nana used to give me to drink when I was little :wub:

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Ketchup sandwiches - I'd probably count them as one of my five a day now.

 

TVs built into cabinets with doors.

 

Home Brew.

 

Party sevens.

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Tonic suits/skirts/trousers

 

B*n Sh**m*n shirts (still going strong)

 

Penny loafer shoes

 

Having your hair 'feathered' ala Suzi Quotro style

 

Dancing to Suzanne beware of the devil at the yoof club disco :thumbs:

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Mud

The Sweet

Slade

Gary Glitter (Before he got rumbled!)

The strawbs

The Osmonds

Huge platforms!

hot pants!

Showaddywaddy

The Bay City Rollers

 

On reflection, there may be a reason they don't make them like that any more.....

 

Simon

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School dances :rolleyes: oh boys germs, having to do the silly old time dances

 

- barn dance

- pride of ern

can't remember the rest

 

but remember my first crush from the distance - what was his name :lol:

 

:my first kiss :o

 

I do remember a boy wanting to hold my hand crossing the road on my way home from school think I was about 9 :wub:

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Do you remember 'The Piglets' and "Johnny Reggae" - we thought it was great 'cos it was ROOD...

Can't remember her name, but the singer was an actress - Robert Lyndseys first wife - Cheryl someone?? Mine OUI me!

 

Also - I think this is good old Spike, but the tagline is an ad campaig you silver surfers should remember :o (me, I'm a researcher in modern History - that's why i know all this ;) )

 

A virile young Cockrel from Spain

Had a harem of ten to his claim

Now he's old and slow

So he'll never go

To work on an egg again...... :)

 

L&P

 

BD (archives research div)

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Space Hoppers!!!!!! (ok, I realise they've come round again for a third time, but I remember their second round!!!) Ohhhhh *goes off to find an online toyshop*

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