baddad Report post Posted June 19, 2006 laydeeeeeez and gennlemen - at ENORMOUS EXPENSE and back by popular demand (Hi, Delia!) Our not so regular regular monday night CAPTION COMPETITION!!!! PM me with your witty replies, and the winner will win..... (well, it's the taking part that counts!)..... gotta fly, but back l8rs, t8rs L&P and have fun BD compolink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tilly Report post Posted June 19, 2006 SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aro Report post Posted June 19, 2006 even the dark glasses couldn't hide the fact that Eve had put away 14 vodkas last night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisann Report post Posted June 19, 2006 If he watches one more ***** football match............................ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyProudfoot Report post Posted June 20, 2006 I've pm'd you with my suggestion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zemanski Report post Posted June 20, 2006 Members of the Ian Jordan fan club? - Sorry, Ian, couldn't resist it Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paula Report post Posted June 20, 2006 Shoulda gone to spec savers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNeil Report post Posted June 20, 2006 At last scientists had proof, watching to much TV was bad for you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suze Report post Posted June 20, 2006 .........ha ha ha these are brill guys really cheered me up (feelin a little low today)..........I,m afraid Zemanski,s is the winner for me , here,s my cr*p attempt. ............."HOW MANY IMMODIUM DID YOU SAY TO TAKE??" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted June 20, 2006 I've pm'd my effort. Do we post it on here too???? to the one's above!!! Lauren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stresshead Report post Posted June 20, 2006 (edited) this new video game is soooo adictive! where can we get some melatonin? (sp?) Edited June 20, 2006 by stresshead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daisydot Report post Posted June 20, 2006 Do my eyeballs look big in this ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted June 20, 2006 Daisydot I really like that one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisKAB Report post Posted June 20, 2006 (edited) After years of denial, the US government finally admits Aliens do exist! Edited June 20, 2006 by ChrisKAB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phasmid Report post Posted June 20, 2006 this one from phas jr "EYE, EYE!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaisyProudfoot Report post Posted June 21, 2006 Well if were posting them on here too - here's my effort No one had warned the scientists that working this close to nuclear particles would affect their eyesight so dramatically Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
col Report post Posted June 21, 2006 I can finally have a nap during (church, lecture, jury duty...please insert) and NOBODY will never know!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted June 21, 2006 The perils of over dosing on fish oils! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiley Report post Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) Edited June 22, 2006 by smileymab Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baddad Report post Posted June 21, 2006 Right, there was a couple of problems with this weeks compo... the first was that - despite the very clear instructions about PM's lots of people put their answers IN the thread itself - which if the standard of returns had been higher ( ) would have made them null and void! As it is, MY favourite (and the judgey's decision is final! ) from the 'naughty' entries is placed at 3... In a completely unfair and unprecedented move, I have included two of my own ideas at positions 4 and 5, 'cos a ) It's not fair that I don't get to play, and b ) The standard WAS very very poor... So - without further - 5: That's the last time I eat Boho's mushroom risotto 4: I told you not to buy the 'own brand' eyedrops, but you wouldn't listen, would you...... 3:Daisy dots: Do my eyeballs look big in this? 2: Jill's: Two parents demonstrate the frightening effects of long term sleep deprivation. And this weeks winner - not only the (IMHO) 'wittiest' but also the most 'on -topic' given the nature of the forum (but that's neither here nor there - and if it's neither here nor there then where the ###### is it??) LKS came up with: The final proof that being forced to maintain eye contact has dire consequences So well done and thankyou LKS, and to all others who took part LKS L&P BD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flora Report post Posted June 21, 2006 LKS Nice one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LKS Report post Posted June 22, 2006 My god I can't believe I've won something The last time I won a competition was in 1967 when I drew a poster to encourage kids to hand over their precious pocket money to the Post office. Thanks Baddad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zemanski Report post Posted June 22, 2006 I like the fact that we got to read some more of the efforts - keeps me coming back to see what's going on Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bid Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Absolutely brilliant, LKS!! Boho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
